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[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ another day, another morning. he woke up, as usual, a mess in the blankets and sheets covering the bed, forcing himself to sit up to keep from falling back asleep and wasting the day in the land of dreams.

however, this morning? something was quite different.

a little too different. hello, bloody murder scream that could wake the entire dressing room! ]

[ ooc; this is what happens when i'm bored. yeah, jerk!guy ain't all that manly anymore. he is also in the house he lives in tothedeathofus... but if you're creepy and/or passing by, you can check on him. the window is most likely open. and (s)he's topless, but hey! and, aha, nsfw. i did not expect him to be so compliant! ]

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[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

Pl-please don't be mean...

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

I can't change my personality.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

[ whimpers, sniffling ] Why is everyone so mean?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Maybe you're just too sensitive. Ever think that?

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

Wh, why are you being mean...?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Because I woke up with a vagina.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry...

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

What the hell are you apologizing for? Sweet Jesus.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

You're...you're mad at me.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

I'm not mad at you.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

[ sniffles ] Th-then why did you yell at me?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Because I can.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

Th-that's not very nice... [ wipes her eyes ] ...Can I get a hug?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Can't.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

... [ climbs in through the window ]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ what. just stares, for now. ]

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

[ her skirt gets caught on the window frame. and...no underwear ] Can I please-- [ finally notices her skirt isn't coming with her ] A-ah!

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ ... oh LULZ. ] Wow.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

[ is attempting to pull her skirt down. is failing miserably ] D-don't look! [ she's just going to cover herself with her hands now ]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ looks away, still laughing. ]

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

St-stop laughing! [ near tears, trying to pull her skirt away but it's stuck on a nail ] ...C-could you help me?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ and back to her. ] It can't be that hard to get it off.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

I-it's stuck on something. [ using her hands to cover herself ] I can't get it off without ripping my skirt.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Then rip it.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

B-but then everyone will be able to see my butt!