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[ it's always great to wake up and find yourself randomly on the couch. randomly without clothes. and randomly a male again. it was the oddest feeling in the world, really, and once the disappointment of his once bountiful chest being gone passes him by...

he runs outside, throws his arms up in triumph, and has no real qualms with screaming loud enough to wake the dead. all while still very naked. ]

MY DICK IS BACK! PRAISE JESUS!

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He seemed to want up!

And maybe he did! To use you as a pincushion!

How sweet...

He's like a living representation of your relationship.

[ and now sandwich is going to claw his way out of guy's hands and up to his head. guy decides to not try and stop him, else the kitten retaliate with more digging of his claws. ] ...

....he makes for a cute hat.

I am not very fond of the trend of kitten hats.

Could be worse. He could've aimed for a lower part.

Been there... Done that.

......ow.

Yeah. Exactly.

That's got to be worse than get nailed in the nuts.

Eh, nah, it was about the same. Then again, I've had some traumatic experiences with being kicked down there. Anise is... A pro.

Damn. The Anise I knew was just after my money and my family name.

Anise was after a lot of things when it came to me.

I'm not sure I really want to know.

She mostly just used me for internet fame, though. She was like... A Gaia BNF or something.

....I hope you realize I didn't understand a thing you just said.

Yep.

Okay. Just checking.

I would be weirded out if you did.

Understandable. It'd be strange to me if you understood about fonons and hyperresonance.

Just a little.

So, uh... Are you going to leave any time soon?

...? ..I can if you want me to.

[ askddjkf sandwich is doing that little kneading thing to his head. ] Whatever works.