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[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ it's always great to wake up and find yourself randomly on the couch. randomly without clothes. and randomly a male again. it was the oddest feeling in the world, really, and once the disappointment of his once bountiful chest being gone passes him by...

he runs outside, throws his arms up in triumph, and has no real qualms with screaming loud enough to wake the dead. all while still very naked. ]

MY DICK IS BACK! PRAISE JESUS!

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[blackparts.livejournal.com]

...Uh. Yeah?

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

I didn't know that. It's kind of like a big monster.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

...Thanks.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

I-I don't mean like, a mean monster! It's just...it's weird and big and kinda scary...

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

This is the most awkward conversation I've ever had.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

I-I'm sorry! Sh, should I show you, um, m-mine to make up for it...?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

No thanks.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

...I'm sorry.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Why are you apologizing?

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

You seem mad.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Not really?

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

You're hard to read.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

I know.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

You should be nice to people. A-And I'm um, sorry for looking at your thi--penis.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

...You should probably get dressed.