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[diazosx.livejournal.com]

...

Ya know, they said the apartment was under construction but this is fuckin' crazy.

Comments

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Depends on what the chemical is.

Just be glad corsets aren't the 'in' thing anymore. Though I wish they were.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

Weirdo.

...Ah. You have a thing for them?

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Hey, I always lube up first.

...they're a pretty good turn-on.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

I don't need to know that!

Hmm...

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Sure you do. It'd hurt if we did it dry.

Planning something?

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

We haven't even gone all the way yet. Embarrassing...

N-no.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

It'd be more embarrassing explaing to a doctor why're all sore down there from not doing it right.

Sure.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

You don't know anything about women.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Insert tab A into slot B. Or so dad says.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

...Yeah.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Besides, I learned all I need to know from the internet.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

[ okay, she can't stop her laughter this time. ]

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Obviously all women want to be dominated. *yeah, he's grinning while saying that.*

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

N-no!

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Oh? Did I nail it on the head?

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

You're going to have some interesting surprises on, um... Our first time, whenever that will be.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Just so long as you don't suddenly sprout a dick.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

You should know I don't have one.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Just sayin'.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

Why, yes, I've been keeping a horrible secret from you.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

You must've seen some of the porn where the get one in the middle of it.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

I've never watched porn.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

...what century are you from?

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

Some people aren't morally depraved.

... [ stops suddenly again. ] A building.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

I thought only nuns weren't.

*THUMP. right into her back.*