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[Luke is always used to seeing his house full of random people. Today, he's standing in the middle of the living room, wondering where everyone went. He looks around and cuddles his stuffed rappig, sensing that there was something off]

...Dad? Mom? Anyone?

Where did everyone go?

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Just...do? How?

[fononfailure]

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Ask your father.

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...But he doesn't have a baby on his belly.

[fononfailure]

No, but he's the one who knows these kind of things.

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But you should know too.

[fononfailure]

...I'm not sure I want to know.

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Then you'll just wait until Aidan appears on the crib?

[fononfailure]

I wish.

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...Then what's going to happen?

[fononfailure]

....a whole world of pain.

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Why?

[fononfailure]

That's how he gets out.

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But you still haven't told me how he comes out.

[fononfailure]

...

Do you know how guys and girls are different?

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Uh...yes.

[fononfailure]

*this is a conversation Luke hoped to never have.*

Then you know girls have.. a hole down there, right?

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Yes, and boys have a stick.

[fononfailure]

Right. Well, the baby has to come out of that hole.

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...

Huh?!

[fononfailure]

*pats his head.* That's how they're born.

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But...

Aidan is pee?

[fononfailure]

What..? *OH LORELEI. WHY?? FACEPALM TIME.* N..no! There's a different hole for that...

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[Luke's face is stuck like D8]

[fononfailure]

... *while Luke's own face is very T____T;;*

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How do babies become babies? Do you have to freeze them so you can touch them? [Like an ice cube 8D]