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[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

[...Today, Luke can be seen carrying a wooden box to the middle of this place, where everyone seems to transit. He places the box on the ground and steps on it, taking a big breath]

Attention Everyone!

I, Luke fon Fabre, am going to be your new King now!

[Stops for a while and looks at his hand, where there's something written in it] I declare that all mommies and daddies stop fighting, that people stop bein' sad and play more, for people to stop gettin' hurt and dying cause it stinks! for someone to bring in more rappigs and for...that Halloween thing cause it has candy!

[He looks around with a big grin, accomplished at his announcement] That's all! [And now he gets off his box.]

[...If you heard all of that, poke him.]

Comments

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

...That's a lot.

[noblewhiner.livejournal.com]

I know, but you're going to be king. You have to make Kimlasca into a better place, and I know you can do it Luke.

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

I need a name for this place!

[noblewhiner.livejournal.com]

...

[Sighs] Name it after something everyone likes.

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

Rappigland!

[noblewhiner.livejournal.com]

...

[He didn't want to say anything but...] You can't be serious... [...he didn't want to make Luke sad.] we don't have enough rappigs.... in fact I haven't seen any. You should find some rappigs first.

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

Peony has rappigs!

[noblewhiner.livejournal.com]

...not everyone will agree on the name Luke.

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

But I like rappigs...

[noblewhiner.livejournal.com]

... [Well no one will take Luke seriously anyway so...]

Okay, I guess you can practice being king but make sure to announce the decision you have made to name this place so that everyone knows what to call it.

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

Okay...Do you have any ideas?

[noblewhiner.livejournal.com]

Not really, I haven't given it much thought.

Actually Luke, there is someone I want you to meet.