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[Luke is sitting with his laptop beneath a tree near his house, spazzing out because he found a strange internet signal. Since he was bored, he decided to wander around Wikipedia, somehow managing to land on this particular link. Funny thing is that he was reading about Dolphins when he first started.]

...This is like educational 4chan.

[He's very amused.]

[ooc: Kie's tired of emo from this one, so 8D come bug him if you're interested on the internet/the slightly NSFW wiki link he's reading >>]

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... I have never seen anything like that.

These positions? yeah, me neither.

Not just...

What?

Between the legs.

((My aunt just said this about the little Chinese vaulter: "She's so sparkly! Could she be a vampire?" I should have never told her about Twilight, because now I can't stop laughing.))

...

That? [Points at a penis]

[fffff XD]

For both.

...W-well, that's...what boy's use to pee and have sex.

[sits near] And the women?

Haven't you ever seen yourself?

Yes.

...Well, it's the same thing...

There is an opening there. A large one, on those pictures.

Eh? What do you mean...? [Looks at the picture again]

[indicates the vagina]

[He's more amazed that she doesn't know what that is...] Th-that's...well, that's your vagina, except that it can open up to fit a penis.

... odd.

You really don't know anything about sex?

That is not what I look like.

I assume not. You only look like that when you're having sex.

No. As in... that hole.

Again, it only gets that big when you're having sex with a man, or you stick something in it--And geez, awkwardness just hit me.

You do not get it, dreck.

Don't call me that.

It looks odd because I do not have that.