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[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Luke is sitting with his laptop beneath a tree near his house, spazzing out because he found a strange internet signal. Since he was bored, he decided to wander around Wikipedia, somehow managing to land on this particular link. Funny thing is that he was reading about Dolphins when he first started.]

...This is like educational 4chan.

[He's very amused.]

[ooc: Kie's tired of emo from this one, so 8D come bug him if you're interested on the internet/the slightly NSFW wiki link he's reading >>]

Comments

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[>:] I feel like I'm kissing a giraffe. At least it's not noticeable in bed...

Though I have to admit, I though we were going to be humping like bunnies after we got our first time over with. I'm surprised we've done nothing since then.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

...Kissing a giraffe. That's cruel.

I like the idea that sex is something special for us. The less we do it, the more it will mean.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

Well, you're tall and yellow and thin.

I bet you still fap like a demon.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

I like being thin. Do you want me to gain fifty pounds?

...Actually, I haven't in awhile. True facts.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

I can't imagine you with that much on. It's impossible for my brain to make such image.

Oh dear. We aren't even married and you're already losing your sex drive [>:]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

What if I gain fifty pounds... Of muscle?

Hey, no, I'm saving it up so sex feels more amazing.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

...No, please. I might have to break off our engagement if you do.

I bet that's just an excuse to not sleep with me [>:]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Damn. Fine, I'll remain slightly built. Not a giraffe.

It's not! I swear.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

Despite the fact that I'm marrying you, I'm...actually not exactly attracted to men. And I find overly bulgy people disgusting.

[>:]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

...You're not attracted to me?

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

No, no...don't get me wrong, I'm plenty attracted to you. I just...[Thinks for a bit]

Well, basically: I like women, and men don't interest me. You're the first and only man I enjoy and that excites me as much as a woman does.