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*so here's Asch, in the kitchen, looking over random food nutrition labels, frowning slightly at them. someone's having a bit of a mid-life crisis...*

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But then you wouldn't look like you.

I'd still look like me. Only... healthier.

You look healthy now, though... I don't get it.

I can be healthier.

...I guess...

What are you doing with all that food?

Organising it.

...you want some help?

If you want... it's not anything exciting, though.

I don't have anything else to do, really, so I might as well.

Okay... Well, anything with a count of less than fifty goes there... *he points to a spot on the counter* Anything with a hundred to two go here, and anything more goes over there. *he points to the respecting spots on the counter where a few things have already been organised*

Alright... (starts looking through the things)

You should just exercise instead... that way you don't have to stop eating all the stuff that's bad for you. Most of it's what tastes the best.

But I do. Might as well eat healthy while I'm at it.

But all the good things you cook aren't healthy. (opens a package of cookies he was looking at)

I can make a few modifications so they still taste good and are healthy.

...it's not the same, though. I like them how they are. (just munching on the cookies now, looking at labels completely forgotten)

I can still make them just as tasty, though.

You're sure?

Very sure.

...fine. If they aren't good, though, you have to make me the normal ones anyway. I don't need to go on a diet, I eat fine.

*sighs* Fine, that's only if the first ones aren't good.

...thanks.

So, why the sudden urge to go on a diet?

No reason.

...you're weird.

Gee, thanks.

Sorry... It's true, though. I still like you, though.