abyssdressing | Spa Room/JADE EMBARRASSMENT ROOM.

[And it appears one of the most obnoxious Jades in the dressing room is wandering around. Lo and behold, he comes across a nice-looking building, decorated and quite snazzy. It was all gold trim and lush red paint. Viewing the inside through the glass pane door, he could see it was just as lavish on the inside as it was on the outside.]

[And the word 'SPA' is across the top in fonic glyphs. Well, well. Can't blame a man for trying it out.]

[So he rents a bathing suit--damn, just like the one Peony made him wear in the Keterburg version of the spa--and goes to change into the navy speedo-like suit in the back rooms. It appears the spa is deserted for now, save for the clerk at the front desk. Albeit her eyes looked a bit... dead.]

[No one else here? Well, we'll just carry the robes, then, and make our way over to the hot spring water. He'll just test it with his toe before dipping in and leaving his towel and robes at the side for later. The glasses were coming off, and his hair was going to be tied up in a psuedo-bun at the back of his head. Aah~ This was the life~]

[[OOC: EVER BEEN SUBJECTED TO EMBARRASSMENT BY COLONEL JADE CURTISS? HAVE YOU HAD TO ENDURE THE TORTUROUS AND SNIDE MOCKING FROM THIS OLD MAN FOR YEARS? COME DISH OUT A BIT OF WHAT HE'S BEEN MISSING TO THE TWAT. Side-effects may include: dry mouth, heavy breathing, flushed face, increased respiration, and elevated heartbeat in females (and some males). Other side-effects may include: repulsion, vomiting, and uncontrollable laughter.]]

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[She glances up, surprised, and pulls her foot back from where she had been dipping it experimentally into the water. Her hand tightens reflexively where it's keeping her robe closed, but relaxes as soon as she sees that it's not just any Colonel that she happened to find here. Her grin widens when she spies his robe and towel to the side over there, too. Well, well.]

I was just testing the water out for him, actually. He might not like getting wet, though, so I think I'll leave him where it's dry when I decide to take a dip~

[... He sees that grin. And he is NOT getting out of the water for ANY reason before Anise LEAVES.]

Of course~ We can't have the water too hot for Sir Tokunaga, now can we?

[pleaseleavepleaseleavepleaseleavePLEASEGODLEAVE]

[Why, Colonel, would you rather that she joins you in there?]

Of course not. Which is why he'll stay where it's nice and dry over here.

[She's not leaving anytime soon, though. But because she's feeling nice, she'll just stay on her side of the spring, still bundled up in that robe.]

[... No.]

[And... oddly, he doesn't have much to say. You've successfully rendered him speechless, Anise. So he'll just go back to soaking and washing out his hair to keep the tension from rising.]

[Tension? What tension~?]

You seem to be enjoying yourself, Colonel. It's nice to unwind and relax like this, isn't it~?

[ihu, anise.]

... Yes, quite. I was rather expecting to be alone, actually.

[Manipulation is go!]

I was hoping to be alone, too~ I hadn't expected to run into anyone either. Instead I got a pleasant surprise~ ♥

[... Damnit, Anise.]

Quite the pleasant surprise, I'd say.

[Well, since he couldn't get out of the water... Mutual embarrassment is go!] Aren't you going to come in?

[Embarrassment? Please, she'd show off.]

In a little bit. I think I'll enjoy the show for a while, first~ ♥

[It figures. He tried.]

[... FFFFFFFFFF. Hand, meet face. Hi face!]

[He just sunk down lower in the water to his chin. Someone please kill him now...] Anise, honestly...

Yes, Colonel~?

... Do you enjoy tormenting feeble old men?

I don't know, perhaps~?

Maybe you just get special treatment~ ♥

Oh, lovely...

[And he'll just avoid her gaze and look back at the robe he discarded...]

[And with a splash and a special manuver, he's managed to grab the robe, block Anise's view of him, and slip it on and hold it closed before she could even realize what happened. And now he's sitting at the edge of the water with just his legs in it and looking far more comfortable than he had been.]

...

[Sigh. Figures.]

Well, I guess it was good while it lasted.

[He frowns a bit at that, tying his robes shut before smiling rather pleasantly at her.]

I only think it fair that you return the favor, hm?

Oh~? [Look at that smile widen, Colonel.] I guess I should, but only since you asked so nicely~

[Slowly untying that robe now. Sigh, Anise, this isn't a striptease.]

[... He really should have known she'd do that, but...]

[Well, leaving now would just make him look like a dolt, so he'll just stay and sit rather tensely and radiate perfect calm through his facial expressions. And mild interest. Because there was.]

[She's surprised he's staying; she expected him to leave when she did that. Huh.]

[But stopping now would make her look like an idiot, so she just lets the robe slip down her shoulders to pool at her feet.'Sup Colonel, enjoying the show? She's wearing a - pink, of course - one piece number that looks a lot like Tear's rental swimsuit from before. Her cheeks pink a little bit, but she's not embarrassed in the least. It's just a swimsuit, after all.]

[And Jade has now averted his eyes to a rather interesting rock. Oh, was that a rare species of flower growing near it?]

[He hasn't noticed that rather sexualized swimsuit. Not at all.]

[Oh dramatize, Colonel. It's not sexualized at all, honestly.]

[She quirks an eyebrow at his reaction and just grins to herself. Well, she's had her fun. So she'll just slip into the water with a quiet splash and a relaxed sigh. It's what she came here for, anyway.]

Spa Room/JADE EMBARRASSMENT ROOM.

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