Calling all you hero-type characters! ...and everyone else!

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

[Dozens and dozens or strange letters have appeared all over the place! Why don't you pick one up and have a read?]

ATTENTION CITIZENS.

I HAVE KIDNAPPED YOUR FON MASTER PRINCESS.

If you wish to see your beloved Fon Master Princess again, you must come to the highest highest room in the tallest tower of the cathedral my castle. However, should you hope to get there in time, you must first face these three challenges!

You must navigate through the corn field never-ending maze!

Vanquish my nameless stunt doubles army of minions!

And finally, face off against me a ferocious dragon!

Time is short and your Fon Master Princess is not long for this world, should you fail!

[Incidentally, the very person responsible is also the very person tacking these up around town. He doesn't look quite like himself, dressed in dark evil-looking robes, but he's not really acting like himself either. If you don't decide to beat an answer out of him then and there, the back of each letter has a map illustrating the location of the... er, princess.]


[[ooc: This is something ridiculous for you all! Thread-hopping is encouraged (because who wants to talk to just Mohs; he's a creeper). Also, feel free to just react to whatever the hell is going on, skip to any challenge, or try and rescue your Fon Master princess from the evil Mohs dragon! You can take this seriously or go for crack; I'll respond with whatever~]]

Comments

[notspoiled.livejournal.com]

. . .

You can't be serious.

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

[He's never been more serious about anything else in his life, Luke.]

[DO YOU ACCEPT HIS CHALLENGE?]

[notspoiled.livejournal.com]

[Luke rolls his eyes. This is so dumb...]

Hey, wait! [Luke chases after Mohs.] Give back Natalia!

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

[Oshit oshit he's being followed. NOW WHAT.]

You'll have to defeat me! ...at my castle, not here!

[Luke he is moving so slowly, you could probably out-run him by now. How did he even manage a kidnapping is the real question here!]

[notspoiled.livejournal.com]

[It only takes a moment for Luke to catch up to Mohs. He easily falls into a leisurely stroll besides him, watching Mohs huff and puff as he tries to escape.]

Well, I'm here now. Just give me back Natalia.

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

[He stops.]

[He stares.]

...Natalia is not the name of my Princess, who are you talking about?

[notspoiled.livejournal.com]

Uh... there's only one princess. Who the hell are you taking about?

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

Princess Ion, of course!

[notspoiled.livejournal.com]

Ion? Ion's not a princess! He's the Fon Master!

You are so dumb.

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

Fon Master, Princess... it doesn't matter! That doesn't change the fact that Princess Ion is the one locked up in my own, personal castle!

1/2

[notspoiled.livejournal.com]

2/2

[notspoiled.livejournal.com]

Ugh, you are really, really dumb.

Now show me where Ion is.

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

First you'll have to locate my castle! Then, face against three challenges and...

[Sigh.]

Just read this. [He tacks one of the letters to Luke. On the face. This may or may not hurt just a little bit.]

[notspoiled.livejournal.com]

[Luke flails, screaming while he pulls the letter off.] WHAT THE HELL?!

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

[CREEPER MOHS used THUMBTACK.]

[It's super effective!]

[CREEPER MOHS is indifferent to your suffering!]

[CREEPER MOHS fled.]

What will you do now?
>Attack
>Item
>Screw this, he's probably bluffing!
>OTHER...!?

[notspoiled.livejournal.com]

>Attack

[Luke chases after Mohs, swinging his sword.] Get back here!

1/2

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

2/2 Now with less typo!

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

Wha- ARGH!

[Running faster than he's ever run before, Mohs has now thrown his arms in the air and is screaming not unlike a little girl.]

BUT- IF- YOU- K-K- KILL ME...! YOU'LLNEVERFINDTHEPRINCESS!!

[notspoiled.livejournal.com]

[Luke stops a moment. It'd be pretty bad if they couldn't get Ion back...]

2/2

[notspoiled.livejournal.com]

[Luke smacks Mohs over the head with the flat part of his sword.] Now show me where Ion is!

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

[SPOILED BRAT LUKE used METAL BITCH SLAP.]

[It's super effective!]

[CREEPER MOHS is defeated!]

H-He's on the twentieth floor of the highest tower... the castle is just a short distance down the road. [He's cowering. He's totally cowering.] P-Please spare me, o Noble Knight...!

this is possibly my favorite thread of all time

[notspoiled.livejournal.com]

What?! That's too far! [Luke gives Mohs a smack on his back for good measure.] You're coming with me!

<3 I aim to please~

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

V-Very well, o Noble Knight!

[Mohs wisely decided now was not the time to mention that the royal elevator was out of service for repairs.]

<3

[notspoiled.livejournal.com]

[Luke grabs Mohs by the collar, dragging him towards the 'castle'] You're so stupid!

[creepermohs.livejournal.com]

[Soon the castle is in sight...!]



Oh my, did I say 20th floor? I meant 200th. An honest mistake, I assure you!