abyssdressing | A new crossover spawn approaches!

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A new crossover spawn approaches!

[Yes, there are quite a few Lukes around. They're easy to spot: red hair, derptastic, rich clothes, ect. Unfortunately, this particular "Luke" only has one of those covered, that being an absolute derp. This one, interestingly enough, is wearing a Malkuth lieutenant's uniform... and has pink hair.]

Father? Colonel Curtiss? C'mon, this isn't funny anymore!

[And like most newcomers... he has no idea what the hell is going on. Have fun!]

[[ooc: So, yes, another Bleach/Abyss crossover Luke. This one was raised by Szayel after he was saved from Hell by Lorelei. They ended up in Malkuth where Szayel eventually joined the army and became bffs with Jade. ~~The world promptly ends.~~ Lucato (as Szayel names him) follows in papaspada's shoes. So, enjoy the wtfness that is to ensue.]]

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Sza-- [Wow. Yeah, uh...not even gonna try to pronounce that name. Anise shakes her head no slowly, looking a bit sheepish.]

The only people I know from the Malkuth army are the late General Frings and the Colon--uh...Colonel Jade Curtiss.

Ah, you know Jade at least. He's friends with my father.

[This was starting to get weird and weirder. And more and more like some kind of crazy, Natalia-brand friend rice induced dream. The first part with Asch...might have been legitimate, but now this? No way. It was too...out there.]

...I think I need to go and lay down. Boo, this can't be real.

[H-have a worried look.]

Are you okay, miss?

Huh? O-Oh... Yeah, I'm fine! Never better!

[Hopefully this Luke...Lucato whatever person is as dim as the real thing.]

[Kinda!]

You don't sound like it... c'mon, sit down.

[He led her over to a small stone wall that she could sit down on.]

[Despite letting him lead her over, and staring curiously at the contact on her arm, Anise felt...weird. A little melancholy and kind of sick. It was like seeing her old friend all over again, just a little different, and he didn't know her at all.]

Th-Thanks, but I think I should really just try and get back to the Order... You're really nice, Luk--um, Lucato. I'm Anise, by the way. [Yes, that is a poor attempt to get in some recognition.]

Anise... Tatlin?

[No way, this had to be some kind of weird joke.]

[O-Oh my god, it actually worked. For a second, Anise's just stunned but she perks up after a second. He recognized her name! Maybe this really was Luke, he hit his head somewhere, got taken in by some Malkuthian soldier and--!]

Y-Yeah! That's me!

[There's a moment where it almost seems like he's going to flip, before he remembered the other Anise. The older one.]

Uh... you're not a member of the Dark Wings by any chance, are you?

Whaaat?! Like hell I'd join that crummy old lady and her band of thugs! I may love money, but I'm no thief, booo! [Just a con artist in training.]

Oh... good thing I asked first this time then.

[Okay, something weird is going down and Anise is honestly sick of people keeping things from her. If this was som crazy dream induced by Natalia cooking or something else, she wanted to know about it!]

...What do you mean this time? This is the first time I've met you! Booo, you're keeping something from me, aren't you?! Just how do you know me, if you're not Luke fon Fabre?! And where the hell am I?! I bet you know, so don't try and blindside me!

[Luca held up his hands, backing up a little.]

Look, I'm just as confused as you. I just met an older woman named Anise that claimed she knew me as 'Luke' too.

And I know an 'Anise' because I'm in the Malkuth military. The Dark Wings are pretty notorious.

An older woman saying she's me? [Now, a normal person would ask just how that was possible. A normal person would probably freak out about it or even feeling a little insulted. But Anise? The first words out of her mouth--]

Was her chest big?

Well, it was--

[...wait, what?!]

W-wait, I just told you I saw an older you, and all you care about is her chest size?!

Boo, that's not all I care about! I-I mean, if it's even really possible that that could happen, or if this is some crazy dream or something, then I at least wanna know if I fill out a little when I get older!

Well, if it's a dream, then the older you I met could be a lie...

You could be a lie too, you know...

[Urgh, this was making her head hurt all over again. Where was Guy to explain things when you needed him?]

I'm pretty sure I'm a real person...

But you're not the same person I know. You look...a lot like him, but you said you aren't, so how can I be sure you really are real, and not some kind of weird hallucination or something?

Look, I'm sorry I'm not your 'Luke', but that doesn't make me any less real.

Unless you can prove it, or explain this weird place a little more, then I'm just going to keep thinking Natalia cooked again and forced us to eat it - resulting in the wackiest dream I've ever had.

Who's Natalia?

Wha--oh, come on! Princess Natalia of the kingdom of Kimlasca-Lanvaldear?! Jeez, what kind of soldier are you, if you even are one, if you don't even know that name?!

Even I know it and I'm not from Kimlasca or Malkuth!

I just have to remember to read it when I'm more awake and stuff. |Db

lmao <3

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chhxs that face.

XDD

y so kyoot, Luke?

It's in the Fabre genes. :3

He gets it from his mama. |D

Szayel objects to that. :|

Housewife Szayel? 8'Da

Well, he did have to raise Luke...

...if diapers were involved, I'm going to laugh so hard.