A new crossover spawn approaches!

[cottoncandyjr]

[Yes, there are quite a few Lukes around. They're easy to spot: red hair, derptastic, rich clothes, ect. Unfortunately, this particular "Luke" only has one of those covered, that being an absolute derp. This one, interestingly enough, is wearing a Malkuth lieutenant's uniform... and has pink hair.]

Father? Colonel Curtiss? C'mon, this isn't funny anymore!

[And like most newcomers... he has no idea what the hell is going on. Have fun!]



[[ooc: So, yes, another Bleach/Abyss crossover Luke. This one was raised by Szayel after he was saved from Hell by Lorelei. They ended up in Malkuth where Szayel eventually joined the army and became bffs with Jade. The world promptly ends. Lucato (as Szayel names him) follows in papaspada's shoes. So, enjoy the wtfness that is to ensue.]]

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Luca's enjoying every moment.

[cottoncandyjr]

Ass? If you insist?

[LUCA USED ASS! As in plops his ass down on Luke's back, an amused smirk on his face.]

Also, I would look in the mirror before calling other people an ass, oh mighty ambassador.

That's what happens when you have a freak for a father.

[mixolydianmode]

[ ALKSFDJFALKSFJASKLFJASDFKLASJDFKLASFJALKDFDKSLFJDASFLKADS ]

Speak for yourself! You started this! [ It's not his fault! Inching for the nearest object, be it water or a tree or a building. ]

Indeed. :P Speaking of... *pokes you*

[cottoncandyjr]

[Nope, not thinking so. Lucato leaned back, resting his foot on the back of his head.]

You know, you really are a poor ambassador.

...did I miss a tag? THERE'S NOTHING IN MY INBOX D8 /so disorganized sob

[mixolydianmode]

[ Just... this face. Forever. Can you practially feel him twitching in irritation? ]

Says you, ya pink pansy.

You did. ;_; Luke spilled the beans about Akzeriuth.

[cottoncandyjr]

[Yes, yes he can. He's enjoying every moment.]

Says the person that easily conquered you, brat. You wouldn't even last two seconds in basic training.

;A; Maybe it went poof when my comp froze last week. Link plz?

[mixolydianmode]

[ Luke hates him so much right now. Granted, he also felt the same way about Tear and most everybody else when they first met, but still. ANGRY GOLDFISH FLOP. ]

That's a load of crap! I've been training with Master Van for years and could kick your ass if you hadn't surprised me!

Boooo ;_; http://community.livejournal.com/occipital_abyss/6570.html?thread=1066922#t1066922

[cottoncandyjr]

Master who?

Shhh, I was in the hospital ;w;

[mixolydianmode]

Master Van. Van Grants! He's commandant of the Oracle Knights where I'm from.

[ Totally doing the handwave thing despite being on the ground. ]

I know. <3

[cottoncandyjr]

[Luca looks like he's going to be sick.]

Van Grants...?! The Heretic Commandant?! That guy is your master?!

♥ my headache doesn't want to go away too orz

[mixolydianmode]

[ Well, Luke can't tell because someone is sitting on him. ]

He's not heretic, dammit! [ Not that he's certain what the word means, but it doesn't sound good. ] Master Van is a wonderful person--!

[ Even if almost everyone he's met here has told him otherwise. He still has a hard time believing it. ]

*hugs* ♥

[cottoncandyjr]

He is to! He kidnapped the young master Fabre, going against the Score! And what's worse is the Order tried to have it covered up!

/SMOOSHELS ♥♥♥

[mixolydianmode]

[ And suddenly he's trying to sit up with more force than before. Things are starting to make sense. ]

Waitaminute! If you're not the son of the Fabre household, then who is? Asch?

XD <3

[cottoncandyjr]

Who's Asch?

|D

[mixolydianmode]

...looks like us, but kinda different? Is a God General with the Order?

[cottoncandyjr]

No... there's no God General named Asch...

[mixolydianmode]

[ B| ]

Sure there is. Asch the Bloofy or something.

[cottoncandyjr]

No, sorry. There's Dist the Reaper, Largo the Black Lion, Regret the Quick, and that's it that we know of.

[mixolydianmode]

That can't be right! The two brats are also missing from that list.

[cottoncandyjr]

What two brats?

[mixolydianmode]

Some jerk named Sync and a pink-haired girl, Arietta, or such.

[cottoncandyjr]

Arietta?

[...pfffft; laughing at you now.]

Now I know you're crazy. Arietta isn't a God General, she's the Fon Master's guardian.

[mixolydianmode]

[ Rolls around to try smacking mister smartypants. ]

What?! Your world's all screwy! Anise is supposed to be in charge of Ion!

[cottoncandyjr]

[Pfft, you just fail man.]

Anise... Tatlin? She's one of the Dark Wings, not part of the Order!

[mixolydianmode]

[ S-SHUT UP! Nobody asked your opinion! ]

Since when? Aaaargh! This is pissing me off!

[cottoncandyjr]

[Rolls his eyes]

It's not my fault your world is so screwed up.