Just voice testing a bit.

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

[Naturally, when you hear that particular Luke whine currently coming out of one long-haired brat, you have to wonder where the cheese is.]

[Bad jokes aside, Luke is currently flailing and having an outright hissy fit of epic proportions. What do you do?]

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[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

[Slowly advancing towards you. O bby, you know you want him~]

But I absolutely insist! I'm out to make this world a better place for all!

...Starting with changing you.

Hee hee heee...

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

NO WAY!

[RUNNING AWAY SO FAST NOW! EAT HIS DUST, NOT!JADE.]

YOU DID IT LUKE! YOU BECAME A SUPER (DERPY) HERO! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!

[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

O roar of the earth, bring forth the fangs of the mighty dragon! Ground Dasher!

PFFFT; I just need to decide on his other icons. XD

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

GYAHAAAAAAA!!!

[Congrats, Doije. Don't you know that long haired Luke's hit points aren't that high yet? Either way, have one KO'd brat with his ass up in the air at your feet.]

Worst case just icon the original power rangers! ...does this mean all abyssmen are replicas...

[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

[And he's sashaying over like he owns the whole world. Maybe he should take advantage of that sweet young ass like a true villain!

But nah, g-rated cartoons and all. He's just gonna grab you by your hair and start dragging your prone body back into his lab now~]

Shhh... don't tell Silver. He'll freak out... >> <<

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

[...damn.]

[I mean...]

[Luke let out a whine as his hair was grabbed, and he was so out of it that he didn't realize what was happening until the headache struck. He freaked out then, grabbing his head.]

LEMME GO!

It'll be our little secret~ *wink*

[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

[Not-Jade stops and sighs, like Luke was being a bad, bad boy by waking up and trying to avoid being experimented on.]

I refuse. Please, cooperate unless you want me to use Indignation.

[Yank yank yank. Maybe if he pulls off your hair, you can run away!]

XD

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

[Luke froze at that, eyes wide.]

N-no, no Indignation!

[Paaaause; think, Luke, think!]

L-look, I'll cooperate, just let me walk.

[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

Good, now come along and I'll remake you into someone better~

[Nope, sorry, still yanking at your hair. Punch him in his smarmy face!]

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

[He would if he could reach up that far!]

I'M FINE THE WAY I AM!

NOW LET GO!!!

[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

Your irritating screaming is only more proof that I need to fix you.

[They were getting close to Not-Jade's deep, dark, dangerous, deadly, deathly, doom-filled laboratory of evil.]

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

[Nooooooo! There are enough creepy redheads in this headspace!]

I DON'T NEED ANY FIXING! HEEEEEEEEELP!!!

[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

[....Like who? /STALKS LIKE A CREEPER]

Kindly stop your girlish shrieking, or the fixing will be literal.

[LIAR. HE ENJOYS YOUR TORTURED YOWLS.]

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

[Well, there's a creeper with a mask that Doije would love.]

KYAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

[......is it Fracc. Please say no. ;; ]

[....Spear. Pointing at a certain sensitive part of your anatomy.]

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

[I'll say no, but I'll be lying. :x]

[That gets Luke to shut up really quick. Okay, no need to harm the royal jewels. Really.]

[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

[.../worships. Fearfully.]

[A-ha! Now he knows Luke's weakness! Dragging again, towards a rather ominous-looking machine...]

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

[Fwahahahahahaha...]

[That's any man's weakness, dammit! Luke eyeballs that machine, swallowing.]

What is that...?

[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

Oh, a little experiment I've been working on. Would you rather be turned into a cheagle, brainwashed, or look after my pet rappigs?

1/2

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

. . .

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[Like... you didn't expect that answer.]

[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

[o-ow, his ears are ringing ;; ]

Should I take that as wanting to be brainwashed then?

You know, one of my fanfics is leaning toward Luke becoming an evil bastard...

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

NONE OF THE ABOVE! LET ME GO NOW!!!

Jade will be all too happy to take him under his wing....

[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

My, Luke, I didn't know you wanted to be an eunuch this badly! I'll be all too glad to oblige.

Oh ho ho, TIME TO MAKE ANOTHER ACCOUNT. lol my LJ login is going to barf at this point.

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

I DO NOT! I WANT YOU TO LET GO OF ME THIS INSTANT!!!