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[ It appears someone has set up some training dummies on a certain couple's lawn. Who would do a thing like that? Why, Asch would, that's who. It would appear his intentions are to get some training in; far be it from him to let his fighting skills get rusty.

This means he is in plain sight of anyone who happens to have come out this way. Just be careful about sneaking up on him or anything like that. Why? Because apparently Asch doesn't practice with wooden swords; he's using a recently sharpened blade.

This said, he probably won't actually stab anyone even if they don't announce their presence. But he might come close to it.

Hey, it's not his fault he's not expecting any visitors. ]

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Can you blame me?

Actually, I can. It's really not funny.

To you, perhaps. I rather enjoy the irony of it.

[she sighs]

Okay, okay. So I'm a big ball of irony.

Does it bother you that much?

Not the irony so much but rather the actual nickname itself.

It could always be worse.

How?

At least he didn't go with something demeaning. [ Asch, your nickname could always be dreck. ~~How the hell that turned into a term of endearment, no one will ever know.~~ ]

Mmm... true. He's way too nice for that.

[ And now Asch gets to be a complete jerk. ] If he hadn't been, he could have always called you princess from even before... this. [ He gestures to Asch to indicate his, you know, currently female state. He may or may not be saying Asch was always rather prissy. ]

...................

Are you implying something?

Perhaps.

And what is that?

For example, that you seem to fit your new role quite well.

...................I'm going to hurt you in a minute.

Well, you can certainly try.

.....You think you're such a biiiiiiiig man just because you play with swords. Oooooooh!

[nevermind her, Asch. she's just being a drama queen.]

[ Oh, he noticed. ] Not quite. I just happen to know my tolerance for pain very well.

Well, that's good, I guess.

[ Yeah, and as long as no one ever asks him why he knows it, it's all good. ] Perhaps it is.

[well. this got incredibly awkward. so Asch is just gonna punch him in the arm.]

[ Asch raises an eyebrow. ] That the best you've got?

[HUFFS!! punches harder!!]

[ For her effort, she gets... Asch's smirk. At least it's a damn sexy smirk. ]