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[ It appears someone has set up some training dummies on a certain couple's lawn. Who would do a thing like that? Why, Asch would, that's who. It would appear his intentions are to get some training in; far be it from him to let his fighting skills get rusty.

This means he is in plain sight of anyone who happens to have come out this way. Just be careful about sneaking up on him or anything like that. Why? Because apparently Asch doesn't practice with wooden swords; he's using a recently sharpened blade.

This said, he probably won't actually stab anyone even if they don't announce their presence. But he might come close to it.

Hey, it's not his fault he's not expecting any visitors. ]

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I was unaware I had ever made something you disliked, my dearest. [ Oh yes, he's going to bust out all kinds of un-Asch-isms. ]

[ Congratulations, Asch. You've not only startled her next comment right out of her, but you've earned a look between one of horror and pure, unadulterated shock. ] D..d-dearest? [ Oh gods. It can't get much worse. ]

Hm? Is there a problem?

I think I prefer it when you call me replica...

That wouldn't be very nice of me, now, would it, my love.

It would be if I wanted you to. Though... [ Mister nice guy can't say no to a kiss, can he? ]

[ He won't say no to the kiss, but it might be more chaste than anything. ]

[ That's almost worth pouting over, except she's too giddy over hearing Asch use the term "love" as an endearment. Someone's a closet romantic. ]

[ Go figure. He's probably going to frustrate or infuriate the hell out of her, though. Being a nice guy means nothing too hot and heavy going on. ]

[ ...oh, that's just plain evil. Either he's a sneaky bastard or his luck is two-fold; not only is he going to earn plenty of flail-y reactions, but being straight-laced for a week will make for an ~~horny~~ irritable replica. ]

[ He figures if he keeps it up long enough, he'll infuriate her enough that he'll win the bet one way or another. :3 ]

[ S-so cruel. And doesn't that count as a form of cheating?! DX All she wanted was one night, dammit... ]

[ The rules explicitly stated Asch has to be nice; in fact, he stated right from the start he'd be so nice she'd be begging him to stop. ]

[ Underhanded, devious, sneaky son of a-- Who the hell came up with that definition for 'nice' anyway? She'll clarify every damn word of their next bet so much that he'll mistake her for a proper diplomat. ]

[ Why, it's the method of being a nice gentleman. It's not his fault Luke doesn't know that. ]

[ Yes, but he has to know that she doesn't know anything about being a gentleman. So that should count as cheating! ...and loser or not, she might just sneak attack Asch in his sleep anyway. ]

[ Does that ever work out well? ]

[ Only for Asch. ~~Luke is totally dying of embarrassment thanks to Asch and Guy's thread, btw.~~ ]

[ That's because Luke is too inept to make things work, clearly. ~~Asch would love to know why the fuck he's always on the receiving end of I should hurt/punch/kick/kill you threats from versions of Guy, and almost always from before he's even met them at that.~~ ]

[ S-so mean. Just wait until she gets better! Uh. At least part of that probably has to do with the whole 'son of Duke Fabre' thing? And Luke tried playing peacemaker so Asch wouldn't have to deal with the backlash, but, well. Inept replica is inept. ]

[ Ah, but he gets better at the same time... ~~Please. Most times in this place, it's had something to do with Luke. :P~~ ]

[ Just like with everything else, dammit. ~~H-hey, she didn't do anything this time! ;; Though this would be a bad time to mention she invited Guy to the wedding, huh?~~ ]

[ So, anyway, Asch went to cook... ~~...He'll make sure to attend in armor, then.~~ ]

[ While he's cooking, Luke will go get Aidan. Two drecks are better than one~ ~~Strangest wedding ever: everyone with their swords at the ready. She can hide hers up her dress.~~ ]

[ And he'll just get dinner all ready, then. ~~Guess this is a bad time to point out he didn't particularly want to have to be fully armored for his wedding.~~ ]