The apocalypse is nigh!

[mieudesuno.livejournal.com]

Asch agreeing to a drink with Emperor Peony? Luke studying more or less willingly? Asch chuckling? Uncle Jade?

It would appear Abyss Dressing Room has inexplicably stumbled upon the four signs of the apocalypse. This must explain why there is suddenly a horde of monsters poised to attack. Redheads! Denizens! Defend your nexus!

...Just be careful with those artes. Looks like the apocalypse is a lot fuzzier and noisier than anticipated. As such, every arte used spawns at least two dozen cheagles. And Mystic Artes spawn about fifty.

Good luck. And welcome to Luke's Asch's anyone who isn't Tear or Ion's hell.

Comments

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

..............

[fononfailure]

You're not mad, are you?

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

[He has no words. No. Words. To describe what he thinks of that.

No. Words.]

[fononfailure]

I-if you've got something to say, then say it! Well?!

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

...I have nothing to say.

[He's just. Going to stay like this for a moment and...process that. Luke is a girl. And is marrying his original.

Wow.

He's got to be having a nightmare.]

[fononfailure]

...fine.

[ Ironically, she almost feels the same way. Not that she'll say as much. Instead she hugs both knees to her chest and rests her head on top of them. ]

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

[Long, long minutes later.] This is so weird.

[fononfailure]

It only gets stranger from here on out.

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

[Siiigh.] What has my life become?

[fononfailure]

A little more interesting? But I guess that means you don't want to meet my family, huh.

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

...there's more to your family than your fiancee? [Does he want to know?]

[fononfailure]

Mieu's here with us. ...and we have a son. [ See? It can always get worse! ]

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

...you have a...son...

[STARES.

Wait. WAIT. WAAAAIT. Backtrack.]

YOU GOT PREGNANT?

[fononfailure]

Y-yeah. His name's A--

[ aslkdfkj ten pointed for making her face turn the same color as her hair. ]

YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT!

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

Of course I'm going to shout!!

[Pause.] I'm going to KILL HIM.

[fononfailure]

[ Wait, what. He gets a X made from her crossing both arms across her chest. ] No! Not allowed! You've got no reason to!

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

He got you pregnant. That's totally a reason.

[fononfailure]

Th-that's what a husband's supposed to do, right? [ Even if it was unintentional. ] And would you quit saying that word!

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

You said GETTING married. Not your husband yet.

He got you pregnant BEFORE.

[fononfailure]

Guuuuuy... Stop saying that!

Besides, it's a minor technicality! It doesn't change anything!

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

It changes a lot of things!

[fononfailure]

How so? We're still going to get married!

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

Because. It was BEFORE.

[fononfailure]

But there's no--

[ Time for a different approach. ]

Getting angry at him won't change anything, Guy. And he's taken good care of us.

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

[Makes a face.] Man, I don't think I wanna know.