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[ Thank whatever deities exist for that. There's only so much creeper Asch can handle in his life. Besides, he rather enjoyed Luke having a more affectionate side, even if the force of his hug almost sends them both ass over teacup off the table. Uprighting himself takes more effort than it should given the replica's small from, but once they're not threatening to fall, he returns the hug and plucks bits of cake from Luke's mask. ]

Watch it, idiot.

[Luke's voice was muffled by Asch's chest.]

You're the one that blew up the cake. I put a lot of care into baking that you know.

[ Smart ass drecks get a swat upside their heads. ...and Asch gets a sore fist for his short temper. ]

I know I'm going to regret this, but, why?

[Dumbass. Fraccion: 2, Asch: -1.]

Well, I had to make it irresistible...

[ It was a reflex when confronted with stupidity, okay. ]

Where's the sense in that if you were just going to drop a damn cage on them? [ Up goes an eyebrow as if to say, "Which we are still sitting in, by the way." ]

Well, I didn't think many humans would be stupid enough to actually go for it unless it was impossible to resist.

[ Luke has a point. Unfortunately, it means that he was likely the first idiot to spring the trap. ]

Ngh...

[It's okay, you get bonus points for not eating the cake.]

[Doesn't mean Luke isn't going to laugh at you though.]

[ Does that put him back in the positive? Or at least back to zero? ]

Oh, shut up! [ He doesn't need commentary from the peanut gallery to feel like a fool. ]

[...between one and cero? //shot.]

[Luke grinned, giving him another squeeze, before finally letting go.]

No, never. Sorry, but I'm not fond of shutting up unless I need to.

[ . . . oh my god. that is just. /DOUBLE FACEPALM ]

[ Quite thoroughly red in the face, Asch swung his legs over the edge and gave an irritable swipe at some cake stuck to his shirt. ]

Then consider it a necessity now! [ Seriously, he already wanted to crawl under a rock and stay there. The only consolation is that nobody he knows has seen this idiotic display. ]

[Revenge is sweeeeeeeet.]

[Luke gave him a devilish look, pushing himself up so he was practically nose to nose with Asch.]

Mm... Asch, don't be like that... I'd have to educate you as to proper behavior, and while that it certainly fun, sometimes all I want to do is cuddle.

[ At that Asch's eyebrows did a little dance as he leaned back - first coming together, then arching almost to his hairline before dipping downward to match his scowl. He is so not commenting on the "education" part. ]

It's not the what so much as the where, you realize. I may not be claustrophobic, but being penned up like an animal is hardly enjoyable.

[...cue cute and adorable insane replica pout.]

...not into kinky things?

[ For a moment Asch just stared, not quite certain how to answer that kind of question. ]

...

That's not kinky at all!

[ Damn his mouth. ]

...

[Cue that sweet and innocent smile turning ABSOLUTELY CORRUPT AND SLY.]

Oh really...? You don't think so...?

[ This is why he wanted out of the cage. There is nowhere to run. But that doesn't mean he isn't looking for some form of escape. ]

...you know what I meant. It's no different than being in a closet or such.

[ Maybe he should just shut up while he's behind. ]

Mm... There is a difference... [Luke started tracing little circles on Asch's chest as he dropped his voice.] The closet has things around that I can tie you up with~ <3

[He stole a quick kiss, before pressing a button on his collar, and the cage lifted.]

[ Asch had to resist attempting to swat Luke's hand away (it would never work) and instead absently wiped some icing from his pants leg. ] I don't whose closet you're thinking of.

[ How did this happen again? Oh, right. Suspicious cake, piss poor decision-making skills, slightly twisted pervert replica. The usual. ]

[Luke grinned.]

Yours of course. What else do you think belts are used for, other than keeping your tight pants up?

[ How is it possible he can go from wanting out to being glad they're nowhere near a building in two seconds flat. ]

There's a difference between 'tight' and 'snug', I'll have you know. [ You want tight, take a look at Guy's package. ]

[Because Luke has that perverted gleam in his eye?]

[SMIIIIRK]

Oh yes, I'm well aware of the difference.

[ When does he not give off creeper vibes...? Sob. ]

I'm not even sure why we're talking about my attire.

[ He'll be strolling out from beneath the cage's range just in case Luke changes his mind about playing cat and mouse. ]

[Luke, naturally, follows him, close enough to catch a feather when it falls, twirling it between his fingers.]

Oh, we were?

[Insert perverted chuckle here.]

[ Asch himself doesn't seem to notice short proximity between them, though his wings give a slight twitch before shaking themselves out, brushing Luke's hand in the process. ]

...I don't even want to know what you were thinking, then.