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[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ jerk!guy happens to be holding a wrapped box.

a wrapped box that has air holes.

a wrapped box that has air holes and is moving.

well, a little bit, anyway. there's definitely scratching sounds coming from inside. ]

Uh... Luke?

[ ooc; he's out to bother his luke, but, uh... anyone can bother him. :3 and the box has really big air holes, okay. he doesn't hate animals. n-neither do i. ]

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[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ oh god this girl with deafen him. ] ...Don't kill it.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

I would never kill a kitten!

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

You might squeeze it to death.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

No I wouldn't! I would be sweet and gentle with it, just like I am with Nia!

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Who the fuck is Nia?

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

Nia is Gai's baby!

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

The chick version of me with the giant tits?

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

Yeah! Isn't she pretty?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

She's me. I'm not going to jack off over it, thanks.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

....Jack off?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Masturbate.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

....Masturbate?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ what the fuck. ] Touch yourself to reach orgasm?

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

...Huh?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Have you never honestly had an orgasm? I'm sure if you've never heard of masturbation, you've never had sex with someone.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

...I've had sex.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

What the hell. Okay... Well, uh. Did you get this feeling at the end or middle or whenever that made you feel better than you ever have? Kind of like an explosion of good feeling?

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

....Y-yeah.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

...

What's wrong?

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

.....A bad man made me do it.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ frowns. ] Ah. Sorry... I didn't know.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

...Can I see your kitty?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Go ahead.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

[ carefully reaches in, taking out the kitty and holding it in her arms ] ...It's really soft.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he is. He took me awhile to find.