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[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ jerk!guy happens to be holding a wrapped box.

a wrapped box that has air holes.

a wrapped box that has air holes and is moving.

well, a little bit, anyway. there's definitely scratching sounds coming from inside. ]

Uh... Luke?

[ ooc; he's out to bother his luke, but, uh... anyone can bother him. :3 and the box has really big air holes, okay. he doesn't hate animals. n-neither do i. ]

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[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[And Luke appears. And stares at the box. The moving box. And suddenly he fears for an explosion] Y-yes?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

This is for you. [ holds the box out to him, attempting a comforting smile. with this guy, however... that smile could be a little unsettling. ]

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[The perfect wedding gift = murder. Luke inwardly whimpers, terrified of taking the box.]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Come on, take it. The thing can't be inside for long. [ air holes or not. ]

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[And takes the box...Surely, Guy wouldn't give him a bomb, right? Unless he wanted them -both- to die in a tragic love story type thing or something...]

W-what's inside?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

You'll see. Just open it.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[...And opens the box slowly.]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ guy just watches, feeling like a giddy child inside, but managing to keep cool on the outside. in the box is a tiny, fuzzy calico kitten, wearing a aqua colored color. there's something very special hanging from the collar. ]

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Luke stares inside the box with wide eyes, mouth shaped into a little "o". Luke carefully pulls the tiny kitten out, making all sorts of cooing noises at it] O-oh my god, it's so little...

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

You said you wanted a pet, so... And since we have our own place now, I thought it would be a good time to find one. [ now he's just waiting for him to notice the ring hanging off the collar~ ♥ ]

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Luke snuggles the kitten close, the animal immediately digging whatever claws it had into his clothing to secure itself] How did you know I liked cats? [Tries prying the kitten off him to get a better look at it's face, but stubborn kitty is stubborn.]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Just a guess. [ takes a hesitant step forward to attempt helping get the tiny kitten's claws out of luke's shirt. ]

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

...What's in the box?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Uh...

[ and the question is basically answered with a tiny "mew" comes from the box. ]

A kitten.

1/2

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

2/2

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

I LOVE KITTIES!

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ stares at her for a moment. ]

You're enthusiastic.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

Because kitties are cute and fuzzy and really cute!

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

...Yeah. [ carefully opens up the box to show off the fuzzy calico kitten inside. ]

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

[ squeals extremely loudly, wiggling excitedly ] It's so cute! Can I hug it?!

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ oh god this girl with deafen him. ] ...Don't kill it.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

I would never kill a kitten!

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

You might squeeze it to death.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

No I wouldn't! I would be sweet and gentle with it, just like I am with Nia!

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Who the fuck is Nia?