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[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

Hey guuuuys...

Could someone explain what sex is? Gai didn't do it very well...


[ ahaha i am so sorry ]

Comments

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

...Sticking your hand down your pants in public would be weird.

Whyyyy noooot? [ pouts hardcore ]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Hence why it's a private thing.

Because you wouldn't understand?

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

...Why wouldn't you just go have sex instead? That sounds like more fun.

I bet I would!

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Masturbation is for when you can't have sex. Like when you're alone in the bathtub or just alone that night and you're bored.

...Not really.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

...I still don't really get it.

Well, uh, if you don't tell me...I'm gonna go be one!

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ sigh. ]

...How can you be one if you don't know what they are?

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

I mean, I don't get how you do it.

Uh...I'll figure it out!

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

...Oh. Well, uh, it's different for boys and girls.

You can be my own personal porn star.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

...Really?

Okay!

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

We have different parts down there, don't we?

...Awesome.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

I guess...

So what do I have to do?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Nothing, for now. I guess I first have to explain to you how to make yourself very happy when you're all alone.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

Okay. So how do I do it?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Has anyone, uh... Touched you down there? Like, actual touching with their hands.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

[ nods, blushing ] Gai has... a-and the bad man...

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Well... Did it make you feel good?

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

It did when Gai touched me...

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Weeeell, technically you can do the same thing to yourself and it will feel just as good.

...Try it now.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

But Gai used her mouth! I can't use my mouth...

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

W-whoa, hey. I'm sure she didn't just jump to using her mouth. She must have used her fingers at first.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

W-well, she did rub a little on the outside...

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that. Try that.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

...In front of you?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

I can tell you if you're doing it wrong.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

...I thought you said it was a private thing.