http://amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] abyssdressing2008-08-22 12:11 pm
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Hey Narnians! Seeing how I just made myself "The Guy", I've decided to make an army! A GUY army!

That's right. We're going to invade this place and turn this place into a Guy-Only Narnia!
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[identity profile] knightinspandex.livejournal.com 2008-08-23 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Will you just tell me why you hate Aschs and Lukes so much...? You know... before you get your army and murder us all and all've that...?

[identity profile] amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com 2008-08-23 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
If you're me, you should already know why.

[identity profile] knightinspandex.livejournal.com 2008-08-23 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
But... it was Duke Fabre [oh yes, that's disdain he says his name with]... surely you wouldn't truly want to bring yourself down to that monster's level...

[identity profile] amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com 2008-08-23 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
You've obviously had it easier than me. Have you ever been chained outside by a dog house at night, and forced to eat dog food every morning since you were a kid?

[identity profile] amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com 2008-08-23 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Points to his neck] This "collar" says I'm "property of Luke fon Fabre". I can't remove this thing or I'd get killed.

[identity profile] knightinspandex.livejournal.com 2008-08-23 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
........ I see... so it was the Luke from your world that did that? What, did the Duke toss you to him like a play thing?

[identity profile] amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com 2008-08-23 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
I'm Luke's "dog". I have to be his loyal best friend and servant. I have to do whatever he says or I'll die.

[identity profile] knightinspandex.livejournal.com 2008-08-23 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Is... slightly... disturbed by that former confession.] How the hell would they manage that from here...?

[identity profile] knightinspandex.livejournal.com 2008-08-23 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Uh... well I highly doubt you're in your world anymore... unless this is all just a very bad dream to you...

[identity profile] amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com 2008-08-23 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
I'm in Narnia! Deep inside Luke's closet!

[identity profile] amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com 2008-08-23 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
NARNIA!

You know, with the talking Lion. ... Wait, did the Lion ever talk?

[identity profile] knightinspandex.livejournal.com 2008-08-23 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure... but perhaps you should stay away from strange-colored mushrooms, eh?

[identity profile] knightinspandex.livejournal.com 2008-08-23 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
As am I.

But uhh... I don't think you're in a closet... and this isn't ... "Narnia" or whatever... for I have yet to see a talking Lion... I mean, you COULD mean Largo--but I really haven't seen one around.

[identity profile] amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com 2008-08-23 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
Largo... That's it. He's the Lion who watches over Narnia.

[identity profile] knightinspandex.livejournal.com 2008-08-23 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
BUT THERE ISN'T ONE HERE--As of yet... I don't think... I could be mistaken... But... you are, as they would say, a bit... delusional.

[identity profile] knightinspandex.livejournal.com 2008-08-23 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
Alright... but I really can tell you that this isn't Narnia or whatever... and that the Luke you may want to kill is still in your world. Unless he's here, but I don't see how that gives you reason to kill all the other people that look like him. They're different.

[identity profile] amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com 2008-08-23 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
They may be different, but I know what's going on in their heads. They're plotting against us Guys. I know it.
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