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[ it's always great to wake up and find yourself randomly on the couch. randomly without clothes. and randomly a male again. it was the oddest feeling in the world, really, and once the disappointment of his once bountiful chest being gone passes him by...

he runs outside, throws his arms up in triumph, and has no real qualms with screaming loud enough to wake the dead. all while still very naked. ]

MY DICK IS BACK! PRAISE JESUS!

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*laughs, unable to help herself.* Frisky bugger, isn't he?

Yeah... [ flicks his cigarette away and leans down to somehow get sandwich unattached from his pajama bottoms. he's... refusing to let go. ] What the hell, cat.

*gets down on her knees and reaches out to try to help de-cat Guy's pants.* Come on, Sandwich..

[ and sandwich hisses at her like she is the anti-christ. ]

...Hahaha.

... *makes a face at both of them, sulking.*

Luke, unfortunately, taught him the power of hate.

Hmm. Maybe he just has a bad temper.

Satan kitty. [ manages to get him off and brings sandwich up to hold him against his chest... only for the kitten to now dig his claws into guy's unprotected skin. ] Oh, for fuck's sake.

*winces.* That wasn't very smart, you know. Even I wouldn't have done that and I've only seen him for a few minutes.

He seemed to want up!

And maybe he did! To use you as a pincushion!

How sweet...

He's like a living representation of your relationship.

[ and now sandwich is going to claw his way out of guy's hands and up to his head. guy decides to not try and stop him, else the kitten retaliate with more digging of his claws. ] ...

....he makes for a cute hat.

I am not very fond of the trend of kitten hats.

Could be worse. He could've aimed for a lower part.

Been there... Done that.

......ow.

Yeah. Exactly.

That's got to be worse than get nailed in the nuts.

Eh, nah, it was about the same. Then again, I've had some traumatic experiences with being kicked down there. Anise is... A pro.

Damn. The Anise I knew was just after my money and my family name.

Anise was after a lot of things when it came to me.

I'm not sure I really want to know.