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[ it's always great to wake up and find yourself randomly on the couch. randomly without clothes. and randomly a male again. it was the oddest feeling in the world, really, and once the disappointment of his once bountiful chest being gone passes him by...

he runs outside, throws his arms up in triumph, and has no real qualms with screaming loud enough to wake the dead. all while still very naked. ]

MY DICK IS BACK! PRAISE JESUS!

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Yep.

...You really are a jerk.

It's my charm point.

...I want my skirt back. [ still covering herself ]

Fine. [ and off comes the skirt! he oh-so-gracefully tosses it at her head. ]

[ takes, trying to not look at his penis, but...failing ] Don't throw it at me! [ and she redresses ]

You ave a definite staring problem.

[ looks away ] I-it's so...weird!

What's weird?

Y-you're thing...

Stop calling it a thing.

What's it called then?

Anything that isn't "thing"?

...I don't know what else to call it.

Let's stop talking about my penis for now, all right?

...It's a penis?

...Uh. Yeah?

I didn't know that. It's kind of like a big monster.

...Thanks.

I-I don't mean like, a mean monster! It's just...it's weird and big and kinda scary...

This is the most awkward conversation I've ever had.

I-I'm sorry! Sh, should I show you, um, m-mine to make up for it...?

No thanks.

...I'm sorry.

Why are you apologizing?