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[diazosx.livejournal.com]

...

Ya know, they said the apartment was under construction but this is fuckin' crazy.

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[diazosx.livejournal.com]

It's like a Free Grope card.

Then you get started on the outhouse.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

H-how embarrassing...

That's not up to the women.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

You know you love it.

Right. The house is a woman's job. So I'll do the digging.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

Shh!

No, the cooking and cleaning is the woman's job. Do you know nothing about how old society works?

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Afraid the corn has ears?

Oh, well if we're going by old society, you're my property.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

Very.

...You would like that, wouldn't you?

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

I'll kick the potatoes if they peek on you.

How about I get a spiked collar for you?

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

[ sigh. very long sigh. ]

I should have known you were into that weird stuff.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

*smirks at her.* My customers bring some interesting stories with them.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

Oh no, they're giving you ideas.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

You should hear the places some of the ladies want tattoos.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

...I-I don't even want to know.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

They combine well with nipple rings for an interesting effect.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

I don't want to know.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

That's not fair. I let you talk about your work.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

I cut people's hair... Hair on their heads. When I go into the business of pubic hair art, we can talk all you want.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

You mean they don't ask you to bleach down there before having a dye job?

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

That's a health hazard!

...B-besides, you should know the trend down there these days is... Bare...

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

And bleaching their brains isn't?

Bah, trends are just lame fads. It'll go out of style right along with mohawks and bellbottoms.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

Would you want me putting chemicals down their by your... You know?

I guess. It's an annoying trend.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Depends on what the chemical is.

Just be glad corsets aren't the 'in' thing anymore. Though I wish they were.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

Weirdo.

...Ah. You have a thing for them?

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Hey, I always lube up first.

...they're a pretty good turn-on.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

I don't need to know that!

Hmm...

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Sure you do. It'd hurt if we did it dry.

Planning something?