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[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

[Luke is always used to seeing his house full of random people. Today, he's standing in the middle of the living room, wondering where everyone went. He looks around and cuddles his stuffed rappig, sensing that there was something off]

...Dad? Mom? Anyone?

Where did everyone go?

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[fononfailure]

How about I let you know when he's ready to wake up?

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

Okay. Do not-yet-babies sleep a lot?

[fononfailure]

You mean unborn ones? Yeah, I think they do. He hasn't really caused me any pain until recently.

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

Hmm...

And what happens when babies get too big for your belly? How do they come out?

[fononfailure]

...........

They just.. do?

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

...

Just...do? How?

[fononfailure]

...

Ask your father.

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

...But he doesn't have a baby on his belly.

[fononfailure]

No, but he's the one who knows these kind of things.

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

But you should know too.

[fononfailure]

...I'm not sure I want to know.

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

Then you'll just wait until Aidan appears on the crib?

[fononfailure]

I wish.

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

...Then what's going to happen?

[fononfailure]

....a whole world of pain.

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

Why?

[fononfailure]

That's how he gets out.

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

But you still haven't told me how he comes out.

[fononfailure]

...

Do you know how guys and girls are different?

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

Uh...yes.

[fononfailure]

*this is a conversation Luke hoped to never have.*

Then you know girls have.. a hole down there, right?

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

Yes, and boys have a stick.

[fononfailure]

Right. Well, the baby has to come out of that hole.

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

...

Huh?!

[fononfailure]

*pats his head.* That's how they're born.