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[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Luke is sitting with his laptop beneath a tree near his house, spazzing out because he found a strange internet signal. Since he was bored, he decided to wander around Wikipedia, somehow managing to land on this particular link. Funny thing is that he was reading about Dolphins when he first started.]

...This is like educational 4chan.

[He's very amused.]

[ooc: Kie's tired of emo from this one, so 8D come bug him if you're interested on the internet/the slightly NSFW wiki link he's reading >>]

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[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

Hell no, I like potatoes. Especially on fries. I'm happy with my German heritage.

...

That means,,,

Hey, I can keep you as a pet!

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Holy shit.

You're a Nazi?

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

...

Yes. Being German immediately makes me a nazi. Now, come here, my little pet.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Nooo.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

Let me pet your bellyyy.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

You're weeeeird.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

But that's what makes me lovable.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Lovable. Yeah.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[>:]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

You know I think you are.

...Just not when you're trying to make me your pet.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Gives him a little smile before taking his journal and placing it on a drawer of his nightstand. He then slides off the bed, and takes Guy's hand lightly] Come on, let me show you the house before I die from body pain.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Die from body pain?

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

Well, a lot of the furniture and appliances had to get inside the house somehow...

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

You could have found me and forced me to help.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

...I couldn't find you.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

I was lying in a bed somewhere. Passed out. I woke up on the floor, though. The doorway to the bathroom, actually...

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

...Why?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

I think I tried to use the bathroom in my sleep.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Inspect inspect] And you aren't hurt? [Worries the boy with the head injury.]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

I'm magically fine.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

Good...I don't like it when you're hurt. [Squeezes his hand lightly]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ returns the squeeze. ] Not like I like it when you're hurt.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Tugs his hand a bit] I made sure to get a single story house, to avoid jumping off windows/falling down stairs.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

I like jumping out of windows.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

I don't want to be a widow.