A new crossover spawn approaches!

[cottoncandyjr]

[Yes, there are quite a few Lukes around. They're easy to spot: red hair, derptastic, rich clothes, ect. Unfortunately, this particular "Luke" only has one of those covered, that being an absolute derp. This one, interestingly enough, is wearing a Malkuth lieutenant's uniform... and has pink hair.]

Father? Colonel Curtiss? C'mon, this isn't funny anymore!

[And like most newcomers... he has no idea what the hell is going on. Have fun!]



[[ooc: So, yes, another Bleach/Abyss crossover Luke. This one was raised by Szayel after he was saved from Hell by Lorelei. They ended up in Malkuth where Szayel eventually joined the army and became bffs with Jade. The world promptly ends. Lucato (as Szayel names him) follows in papaspada's shoes. So, enjoy the wtfness that is to ensue.]]

Comments

[cottoncandyjr]

Well, you're not making much sense. I mean, you're acting like my life is supposed to be the same as yours.

1/2

[mixolydianmode]

Most of ours are similar enough to not sound like a nightmare!

[mixolydianmode]

--hey, wait. Does that mean you weren't kept locked up for years and years on end?

[cottoncandyjr]

Um... obviously not, if I'm a lieutenant... Don't you pay attention at all?

[mixolydianmode]

Sh-shut up! I'm a goodwill ambassador, so it's not impossible to think you could be a lieutenant after staying at home!

[cottoncandyjr]

A lot more work goes into being a member of the military than being an ambassador...

And I can't imagine anyone trusting you with such a position.

[Sorry, the politeness switch is off. You're getting him annoyed.]

[mixolydianmode]

[ This is a prime example of why he dislikes his shorter-haired selves. ]

How would you know? I bet you've never been an ambassador or anything other than a military flunky! Uncle and Father both agreed I could be Kimlasca's representative when we went to Akzeriuth!

[cottoncandyjr]

[He's so totally not appreciating the military flunky comment. He'll just have to grab you by an arm, twist it behind your back, before flipping you over his shoulder. He planted his knee on his back after, glaring down at him.]

You, ambassador to Akzeriuth? I can guarantee they won't like you there at all.

1/idk 3?

[mixolydianmode]

2/4 i think

[mixolydianmode]

--hey! [ What the hell do you think you're doing, you floral fruitcake? ]

3/4

[mixolydianmode]

[ HEY, OW! NO FAIR PINNING HIS ARM WITHOUT WARNING! THAT'S CHEATING! ]

doooone~ |D

[mixolydianmode]

[ Up and over he goes, landing on the ground with a resounding thud and a satisfactory OOF as Lucato's knee digs into his backside. Don't mind him flailing like a fish as soon as he's able to. ]

Dammit, get off of me, you jerk!

FFFFFFFF

[cottoncandyjr]

[Oh, this is satisfying.]

No, I don't think so. Not until you say 'please'.

Mr. Longhair is so skeeved. |D

[mixolydianmode]

[ Speak for yourself, prick. Wiggle worm rodeo is a-go! LUKE USED THRASH! ]

No way! You're the one being an ass!

Luca's enjoying every moment.

[cottoncandyjr]

Ass? If you insist?

[LUCA USED ASS! As in plops his ass down on Luke's back, an amused smirk on his face.]

Also, I would look in the mirror before calling other people an ass, oh mighty ambassador.

That's what happens when you have a freak for a father.

[mixolydianmode]

[ ALKSFDJFALKSFJASKLFJASDFKLASJDFKLASFJALKDFDKSLFJDASFLKADS ]

Speak for yourself! You started this! [ It's not his fault! Inching for the nearest object, be it water or a tree or a building. ]

Indeed. :P Speaking of... *pokes you*

[cottoncandyjr]

[Nope, not thinking so. Lucato leaned back, resting his foot on the back of his head.]

You know, you really are a poor ambassador.

...did I miss a tag? THERE'S NOTHING IN MY INBOX D8 /so disorganized sob

[mixolydianmode]

[ Just... this face. Forever. Can you practially feel him twitching in irritation? ]

Says you, ya pink pansy.

You did. ;_; Luke spilled the beans about Akzeriuth.

[cottoncandyjr]

[Yes, yes he can. He's enjoying every moment.]

Says the person that easily conquered you, brat. You wouldn't even last two seconds in basic training.

;A; Maybe it went poof when my comp froze last week. Link plz?

[mixolydianmode]

[ Luke hates him so much right now. Granted, he also felt the same way about Tear and most everybody else when they first met, but still. ANGRY GOLDFISH FLOP. ]

That's a load of crap! I've been training with Master Van for years and could kick your ass if you hadn't surprised me!

Boooo ;_; http://community.livejournal.com/occipital_abyss/6570.html?thread=1066922#t1066922

[cottoncandyjr]

Master who?

Shhh, I was in the hospital ;w;

[mixolydianmode]

Master Van. Van Grants! He's commandant of the Oracle Knights where I'm from.

[ Totally doing the handwave thing despite being on the ground. ]

I know. <3

[cottoncandyjr]

[Luca looks like he's going to be sick.]

Van Grants...?! The Heretic Commandant?! That guy is your master?!

♥ my headache doesn't want to go away too orz

[mixolydianmode]

[ Well, Luke can't tell because someone is sitting on him. ]

He's not heretic, dammit! [ Not that he's certain what the word means, but it doesn't sound good. ] Master Van is a wonderful person--!

[ Even if almost everyone he's met here has told him otherwise. He still has a hard time believing it. ]

*hugs* ♥

[cottoncandyjr]

He is to! He kidnapped the young master Fabre, going against the Score! And what's worse is the Order tried to have it covered up!