The apocalypse is nigh!

[mieudesuno.livejournal.com]

Asch agreeing to a drink with Emperor Peony? Luke studying more or less willingly? Asch chuckling? Uncle Jade?

It would appear Abyss Dressing Room has inexplicably stumbled upon the four signs of the apocalypse. This must explain why there is suddenly a horde of monsters poised to attack. Redheads! Denizens! Defend your nexus!

...Just be careful with those artes. Looks like the apocalypse is a lot fuzzier and noisier than anticipated. As such, every arte used spawns at least two dozen cheagles. And Mystic Artes spawn about fifty.

Good luck. And welcome to Luke's Asch's anyone who isn't Tear or Ion's hell.

Comments

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

You took all... And you didn't massacre them?! Wow, Luke, I'm impressed!

[He grins a little and...shakes another cheagle off his leg.]

[fononfailure]

H-huh? They might be annoying little idiots, but I wouldn't punt them without a good reason! Besides, I've dealt with worse!

[ Luke will, however, give Guy a light punch on the arm. ]

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

[Guy's laughing a little, shaking his head. All affectionately, of course; it's too much fun to tease Luke.]

I don't know; you used to punt Mieu pretty regularly.

[fononfailure]

[ You would think Luke would be used to it, though that hardly seems to be the case. ]

Yeah, well...! I'm not the same brat I was back then! And you can't say he didn't deserve it sometimes!

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

Not the same brat... [He steps forward and tips his head back, apparently measuring their heights.] HMM. You don't seem to have grown.

[fononfailure]

[ aslkdfj-- Hope Guy doesn't mind a rageflailing replica thumping on him. ] It's not my fault that I'm shorter! Get a damn tape measure and I'll prove I've grown an inch or so!!

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

[Pushes at his head, laughing as he leans away.]

Nah, I don't think so.

[fononfailure]

It's true!

[ Luke snatches Guy by the collar to pull him down so they're eye-to-eye. ]

...don't make me hug you.

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

Oh~ HUG ME. Now there's a threat! [Still laughing at you!!]

[fononfailure]

... [ ANGRYFACE. You asked for it, Guy. Luke latches onto him with both arms and gives what can only be called a demonic grin. ] Hey, Guy. Guess what.

I'm a girl.

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

[Freeze. Freeze.

Wait.

What.

SCREAMING. FLAILING.]

[fononfailure]

[ NOOOOOT LETTING GOOOOO~ Man, this would've been helpful back at the manor... ]

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

[Still screaming.

Oh god, he's going to cry.]

AHHH~ GET OFF ME. LUKE. OH MY GOD.

[fononfailure]

[ Okay, even with all the bad influences, Luke can't bear to make Guy break into tiny pieces. Still grinning, she lets go and stumbles a few feet away. ]

I'm not short.

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

[Slides to the ground, breathing ragged, trying to get over that. Oh god.

Shiver shiver.]

[fononfailure]

[ O-oops. Maybe that was a bit much. She crouches down to his level and offers an apologetic smile. ]

Sorry... Want me to get you a glass of water? Something to eat?

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

[He makes a noise and skids away a little more.]

W-Why are you a...why are you a girl?

[fononfailure]

[ That earns a bit of a hurt look, though she glances down, patting her washboard chest. ]

You can't even tell... It wasn't supposed to come out like this! There was a mistake somewhere along the way...

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

WELL. I wasn't expecting you be a girl! It's not like... [Stare.]

[fononfailure]

I know. It's not every day your best friend suddenly turns into what you're scared of. I really am sorry, Guy. That was an asshole move on my part.

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

[His best friend is a girl. What's he supposed to do now?

Take a deep breath.]

How did - Why are you a girl?

[fononfailure]

[ Good place to start. Now the question is, where should she. ]

...a slight mishap? Making your own fonic glyphs from scratch isn't easy, from what I gather.

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

Why were you... What...were you...?!

[fononfailure]

You don't really think I could figure out even basic fonic artes without years of practice, do you? Asch did all the research, but my money is on Lorelei not getting it right.

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

And turned you into a girl.