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[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

Hey guuuuys...

Could someone explain what sex is? Gai didn't do it very well...


[ ahaha i am so sorry ]

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[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Yeah... I was just trying to be honest about sex.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

Alright... [ pauses ] ...So what's masturbation?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Sex with yourself.

1/3

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

...

2/3

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

...

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

...Huh?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

You remember when I told you what an orgasm was? Yeah, uh... You stimulate yourself to that point through various means.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

...How do you do that?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

What, am I going to have demonstrate?

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

....Could you?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ just stares at her for a moment. ] Uh...

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

...Is it bad? I don't get it.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

It's the kind of thing you're supposed to do in private, unless you're a porn star.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

How come?

...And what's a porn star?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Sex is a private thing? Unless you would think it would be perfectly fine to stick your hand down your pants and start playing with yourself in public.

Can't tell you that.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

...Sticking your hand down your pants in public would be weird.

Whyyyy noooot? [ pouts hardcore ]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Hence why it's a private thing.

Because you wouldn't understand?

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

...Why wouldn't you just go have sex instead? That sounds like more fun.

I bet I would!

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Masturbation is for when you can't have sex. Like when you're alone in the bathtub or just alone that night and you're bored.

...Not really.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

...I still don't really get it.

Well, uh, if you don't tell me...I'm gonna go be one!

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ sigh. ]

...How can you be one if you don't know what they are?

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

I mean, I don't get how you do it.

Uh...I'll figure it out!

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

...Oh. Well, uh, it's different for boys and girls.

You can be my own personal porn star.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

...Really?

Okay!

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

We have different parts down there, don't we?

...Awesome.