http://amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] abyssdressing2008-08-22 12:11 pm
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[FILTERED TO EVERY GUY OR VERSIONS OF GUY OR... JUST GUYS!]

Hey Narnians! Seeing how I just made myself "The Guy", I've decided to make an army! A GUY army!

That's right. We're going to invade this place and turn this place into a Guy-Only Narnia!
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[identity profile] amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com 2008-08-23 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Then you can die with the others.

[identity profile] knightinspandex.livejournal.com 2008-08-23 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
What... with everyone else but you? [chuckles] No really... I'm curious... what do you have against everyone else here...?

[identity profile] amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com 2008-08-23 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
No, I have a body guard! We're going to kill every Luke and Asch.

[identity profile] knightinspandex.livejournal.com 2008-08-23 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Ha. Good luck with that. If that's your plan I hope we never have to cross paths again in the future.

[identity profile] knightinspandex.livejournal.com 2008-08-23 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
No... I feel more pity for you, so don't worry.

[identity profile] knightinspandex.livejournal.com 2008-08-23 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Will you just tell me why you hate Aschs and Lukes so much...? You know... before you get your army and murder us all and all've that...?

[identity profile] amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com 2008-08-23 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
If you're me, you should already know why.

[identity profile] knightinspandex.livejournal.com 2008-08-23 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
But... it was Duke Fabre [oh yes, that's disdain he says his name with]... surely you wouldn't truly want to bring yourself down to that monster's level...

[identity profile] amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com 2008-08-23 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
You've obviously had it easier than me. Have you ever been chained outside by a dog house at night, and forced to eat dog food every morning since you were a kid?

[identity profile] amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com 2008-08-23 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Points to his neck] This "collar" says I'm "property of Luke fon Fabre". I can't remove this thing or I'd get killed.

[identity profile] knightinspandex.livejournal.com 2008-08-23 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
........ I see... so it was the Luke from your world that did that? What, did the Duke toss you to him like a play thing?

[identity profile] amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com 2008-08-23 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
I'm Luke's "dog". I have to be his loyal best friend and servant. I have to do whatever he says or I'll die.

[identity profile] knightinspandex.livejournal.com 2008-08-23 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Is... slightly... disturbed by that former confession.] How the hell would they manage that from here...?

[identity profile] knightinspandex.livejournal.com 2008-08-23 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Uh... well I highly doubt you're in your world anymore... unless this is all just a very bad dream to you...

[identity profile] amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com 2008-08-23 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
I'm in Narnia! Deep inside Luke's closet!
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