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[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ another day, another morning. he woke up, as usual, a mess in the blankets and sheets covering the bed, forcing himself to sit up to keep from falling back asleep and wasting the day in the land of dreams.

however, this morning? something was quite different.

a little too different. hello, bloody murder scream that could wake the entire dressing room! ]

[ ooc; this is what happens when i'm bored. yeah, jerk!guy ain't all that manly anymore. he is also in the house he lives in tothedeathofus... but if you're creepy and/or passing by, you can check on him. the window is most likely open. and (s)he's topless, but hey! and, aha, nsfw. i did not expect him to be so compliant! ]

Comments

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

That's cause they're fucking morons...I saw enough pregnant chicks with "Eight Dee" faces walking around school.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

"Eight Dee"? What the hell.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Makes a 8D face, trying to imitate their faces]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

...

I repeat, what the hell.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

They never think about the consequences, and they end up pregnant. I don't want that to happen to us. I don't want freaking kids now.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Neither do I. I'm still convinced I won't get pregnant. There's only so much this place will probably do to fuck up our lives. That's a little far...

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

That sort of thinking is exactly the reason those chicks were pregnant. I thought you were smarter than that.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

I am.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

Obviously not.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

So, what, we're going to give up this opportunity?

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

"Opportunity"?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

...I'm a girl. I have the right equipment for unawkward sex.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

I never thought sex was awkward when you were a man...

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

...Well, I mean, it will be easier and with less... Lube... Involved.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

Ah...

Listen... [Kisses her forehead] I'd love us to do it right now, but there's just too much risk.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ ... >:

IS THIS FACE MORE EFFECTIVE IN WOMAN FORM? ]

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

...

[It is, but Luke's going to hold a pillow to his face to block it out.]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ s-sniffles... >: ]

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

Guy, Come on...cut the shit. I know you don't mean it.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Mean what?

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

The sad faces.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

I want you to touch me...

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[alskjfMAs;askkkfl...] Oh, God, Guy...

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ ] Luke...

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

Q-quit that!