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[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ it's always great to wake up and find yourself randomly on the couch. randomly without clothes. and randomly a male again. it was the oddest feeling in the world, really, and once the disappointment of his once bountiful chest being gone passes him by...

he runs outside, throws his arms up in triumph, and has no real qualms with screaming loud enough to wake the dead. all while still very naked. ]

MY DICK IS BACK! PRAISE JESUS!

Comments

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Oops.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

[ huffs ] You're weird guy. A weird naked one.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

I enjoy being free in the lower areas of my body.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

I think you should put pants on. It's inappropriate!

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Your abundance of clothing is inappropriate.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

N-No! You're supposed to wear clothes!

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

The first man and woman never wore clothes, you know.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

...They didn't?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Nope.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

So then why do people wear clothes?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Because they are idiots.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

...I don't want to be an idiot...

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Well, then. You know what to do.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

[ fidgets ] W-well turn around!

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

...Wow. You're actually going to do it?

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

B-but you said...

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Again, my dear, you take me far too seriously.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

[ she's just going to sniffle and give you a sad kitten face :< ] Y-you're mean...

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Come on, sweetheart. Can't take a joke?

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

[ sniffles again, wiping away her tears ] Y-you're really mean...

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

...

Do you want a hug or something?

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

[ nods ] Y-yeah.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ opens up his arms to her. ]

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

[ clings tightly to him, ignoring his...naked man parts ] You're a big meanie...

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ well hello there unexpected rush of fear. he tries very, very hard not to push her away and run, which means any words he tries to say merely comes out in... something like a whimper. ]