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[ it's always great to wake up and find yourself randomly on the couch. randomly without clothes. and randomly a male again. it was the oddest feeling in the world, really, and once the disappointment of his once bountiful chest being gone passes him by...

he runs outside, throws his arms up in triumph, and has no real qualms with screaming loud enough to wake the dead. all while still very naked. ]

MY DICK IS BACK! PRAISE JESUS!

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If only...

IT's true. When I first met Asch, he tried to kill me.

We won't even go into Luke and me... [ sighs, and looks down when he happens to feel something brushing against his leg. well, wouldn't you know, it's satan kitten. ] ...

...? Who's that? *holds a hand out to the cat.*

His name is Sandwich. He was my engagement present to Luke. [ and sandwich just ignores her as he rubs himself all over the fabric covering guy's legs. ]

Sandwich? That's a strange name for a kitten. *takes her hand back, smiling at how affectionate he is.*

Maybe. He... Normally hates me. I'm a little surprised he's doing this. He probably thinks I'll take him to Luke.

Or it could be that he knows you're feeling bad. Animals are like that.

Maybe. He was nice to me when -- Hey! [ and now sandwich is clawing his way up guy's pants ajsdlfjkj ]

*laughs, unable to help herself.* Frisky bugger, isn't he?

Yeah... [ flicks his cigarette away and leans down to somehow get sandwich unattached from his pajama bottoms. he's... refusing to let go. ] What the hell, cat.

*gets down on her knees and reaches out to try to help de-cat Guy's pants.* Come on, Sandwich..

[ and sandwich hisses at her like she is the anti-christ. ]

...Hahaha.

... *makes a face at both of them, sulking.*

Luke, unfortunately, taught him the power of hate.

Hmm. Maybe he just has a bad temper.

Satan kitty. [ manages to get him off and brings sandwich up to hold him against his chest... only for the kitten to now dig his claws into guy's unprotected skin. ] Oh, for fuck's sake.

*winces.* That wasn't very smart, you know. Even I wouldn't have done that and I've only seen him for a few minutes.

He seemed to want up!

And maybe he did! To use you as a pincushion!

How sweet...

He's like a living representation of your relationship.

[ and now sandwich is going to claw his way out of guy's hands and up to his head. guy decides to not try and stop him, else the kitten retaliate with more digging of his claws. ] ...

....he makes for a cute hat.

I am not very fond of the trend of kitten hats.