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[diazosx.livejournal.com]

...

Ya know, they said the apartment was under construction but this is fuckin' crazy.

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[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

[ time to elbow him! ]

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

OOF! *doubles over, clutching at his stomach.* The hell are you doing that for?!

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

I care deeply about you. [ just keeps going straight. ]

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Deep in my gut, maybe.. *resumes following her. ...only more to the side and farther back.*

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

You know you care about me. [ managing to talk and look around at the same time. hair dressing has certainly taught her the art of multi-tasking. ]

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

If I didn't, you wouldn't have gotten away with that. I'd have given you a swirly like I do with Luke.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

I would like to see you try.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

I'll give it a go next time we find a bathroom.

...I hope this place has bathrooms.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't.

I'm sure it does, Asch.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Sure I would. Gives me another reason to grab at you.

It'd be just our luck to end up in a land devoid of real civilization.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

...I knew it.

Well, you had better start building our grass hut.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

It's like a Free Grope card.

Then you get started on the outhouse.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

H-how embarrassing...

That's not up to the women.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

You know you love it.

Right. The house is a woman's job. So I'll do the digging.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

Shh!

No, the cooking and cleaning is the woman's job. Do you know nothing about how old society works?

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Afraid the corn has ears?

Oh, well if we're going by old society, you're my property.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

Very.

...You would like that, wouldn't you?

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

I'll kick the potatoes if they peek on you.

How about I get a spiked collar for you?

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

[ sigh. very long sigh. ]

I should have known you were into that weird stuff.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

*smirks at her.* My customers bring some interesting stories with them.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

Oh no, they're giving you ideas.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

You should hear the places some of the ladies want tattoos.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

...I-I don't even want to know.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

They combine well with nipple rings for an interesting effect.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

I don't want to know.