A new crossover spawn approaches!

[cottoncandyjr]

[Yes, there are quite a few Lukes around. They're easy to spot: red hair, derptastic, rich clothes, ect. Unfortunately, this particular "Luke" only has one of those covered, that being an absolute derp. This one, interestingly enough, is wearing a Malkuth lieutenant's uniform... and has pink hair.]

Father? Colonel Curtiss? C'mon, this isn't funny anymore!

[And like most newcomers... he has no idea what the hell is going on. Have fun!]



[[ooc: So, yes, another Bleach/Abyss crossover Luke. This one was raised by Szayel after he was saved from Hell by Lorelei. They ended up in Malkuth where Szayel eventually joined the army and became bffs with Jade. The world promptly ends. Lucato (as Szayel names him) follows in papaspada's shoes. So, enjoy the wtfness that is to ensue.]]

Comments

[mixolydianmode]

I don't know anybody with that name, but who else could it be...?

[cottoncandyjr]

I don't know... though 'Guy' does kinda sound like 'Gailardia', so... maybe.

[mixolydianmode]

[ Holds his hand up to indicate somewhere above his head. ]

About this tall with blond hair? Has a way with charming girls without meaning to?

[cottoncandyjr]

[laughs]

Yeah, that's Count Gardios.

[mixolydianmode]

What's he doing being a count?!

[cottoncandyjr]

Well... he's a son of Hod's royal house.

[mixolydianmode]

No way! Guy's pretty smooth with words and a sword, but he's a servant!

[cottoncandyjr]

Sorry, but it's true. He told me he escaped from Hod before the island was destroyed, and he was in hiding until he was ready to take his position in Malkuth's House of Lords.

[mixolydianmode]

Did... did he say where he'd been hiding at? Or for how long?

[cottoncandyjr]

Sorry, he didn't. Why?

[mixolydianmode]

It doesn't make any sense! Why would Guy be my servant if he's a noble too? He said he only has amnesia for a single moment, not years and years.

[cottoncandyjr]

I... can't say, because I really don't know what you're talking about.

[mixolydianmode]

[ REDHEAD HEADSCRATCH OF RAGEEEEE plus foot-stomping, since he doesn't have a cheagle to abuse. ]

How can you not get it?! Having pink hair must have you stupider than me!

[cottoncandyjr]

Well, you're not making much sense. I mean, you're acting like my life is supposed to be the same as yours.

1/2

[mixolydianmode]

Most of ours are similar enough to not sound like a nightmare!

[mixolydianmode]

--hey, wait. Does that mean you weren't kept locked up for years and years on end?

[cottoncandyjr]

Um... obviously not, if I'm a lieutenant... Don't you pay attention at all?

[mixolydianmode]

Sh-shut up! I'm a goodwill ambassador, so it's not impossible to think you could be a lieutenant after staying at home!

[cottoncandyjr]

A lot more work goes into being a member of the military than being an ambassador...

And I can't imagine anyone trusting you with such a position.

[Sorry, the politeness switch is off. You're getting him annoyed.]

[mixolydianmode]

[ This is a prime example of why he dislikes his shorter-haired selves. ]

How would you know? I bet you've never been an ambassador or anything other than a military flunky! Uncle and Father both agreed I could be Kimlasca's representative when we went to Akzeriuth!

[cottoncandyjr]

[He's so totally not appreciating the military flunky comment. He'll just have to grab you by an arm, twist it behind your back, before flipping you over his shoulder. He planted his knee on his back after, glaring down at him.]

You, ambassador to Akzeriuth? I can guarantee they won't like you there at all.

1/idk 3?

[mixolydianmode]

2/4 i think

[mixolydianmode]

--hey! [ What the hell do you think you're doing, you floral fruitcake? ]

3/4

[mixolydianmode]

[ HEY, OW! NO FAIR PINNING HIS ARM WITHOUT WARNING! THAT'S CHEATING! ]

doooone~ |D

[mixolydianmode]

[ Up and over he goes, landing on the ground with a resounding thud and a satisfactory OOF as Lucato's knee digs into his backside. Don't mind him flailing like a fish as soon as he's able to. ]

Dammit, get off of me, you jerk!