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[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

Hey guuuuys...

Could someone explain what sex is? Gai didn't do it very well...


[ ahaha i am so sorry ]

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[blackparts.livejournal.com]

... [ o-o-ow. ] I-I mean, I can... T-try to hug you, but don't get mad at me if I, uh, you know, pull away or scream or anything.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

[ SAD KITTEN LOOK before she goes up and grabs him, pulling him close ]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ TIME TO CLOSE HIS EYES AND PRETEND HE'S IN THE ARMS OF A BIG, BURLY GAY MAN INSTEAD OF A TINY GIRL. >: ]

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

[ gives him a tight squeeze, realising a sigh before letting him ] ...Thanks.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ takes a quick step back, giving a sigh of his own. ] Y-yeah... Sorry for making you cry.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

[ rubs her eyes, smiling a little ] I-it's okay...I'm sorry I hit you. [ guilty? yeaaaah ]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Yeah... I was just trying to be honest about sex.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

Alright... [ pauses ] ...So what's masturbation?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Sex with yourself.

1/3

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

...

2/3

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

...

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

...Huh?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

You remember when I told you what an orgasm was? Yeah, uh... You stimulate yourself to that point through various means.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

...How do you do that?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

What, am I going to have demonstrate?

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

....Could you?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ just stares at her for a moment. ] Uh...

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

...Is it bad? I don't get it.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

It's the kind of thing you're supposed to do in private, unless you're a porn star.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

How come?

...And what's a porn star?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Sex is a private thing? Unless you would think it would be perfectly fine to stick your hand down your pants and start playing with yourself in public.

Can't tell you that.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

...Sticking your hand down your pants in public would be weird.

Whyyyy noooot? [ pouts hardcore ]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Hence why it's a private thing.

Because you wouldn't understand?

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

...Why wouldn't you just go have sex instead? That sounds like more fun.

I bet I would!

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Masturbation is for when you can't have sex. Like when you're alone in the bathtub or just alone that night and you're bored.

...Not really.