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[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ another day, another morning. he woke up, as usual, a mess in the blankets and sheets covering the bed, forcing himself to sit up to keep from falling back asleep and wasting the day in the land of dreams.

however, this morning? something was quite different.

a little too different. hello, bloody murder scream that could wake the entire dressing room! ]

[ ooc; this is what happens when i'm bored. yeah, jerk!guy ain't all that manly anymore. he is also in the house he lives in tothedeathofus... but if you're creepy and/or passing by, you can check on him. the window is most likely open. and (s)he's topless, but hey! and, aha, nsfw. i did not expect him to be so compliant! ]

Comments

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Sigh.] Well, there's still the matter of you getting pregnant.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

A good ol' falcon punch will solve that.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

...

[You're traumatizing the boy here.]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

... I'm just kidding, you know.

I won't get pregnant.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to risk it, Guy.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

And so you'd rather have unsatisfying sex by using a condom.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Frowns] Listen, I'm not going to risk becoming a parent at Seventeen, alright?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

I won't get pregnant.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

I will not risk it. If you aren't willing to accept that, then I'm sorry. Find someone else.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Find someone else? What the hell.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

This is something you can't be stubborn about. I don't want kids at this age, and if not having sex with you is the only way to keep that from happening, then too bad.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Not even with condoms...? I mean, it's not like we need to have sex, but if the want ever hits us...

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

Well, if the want ever hits you. You know I could go every night...

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Maybe being a girl will help.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

Hah, that won't help me. I'd be worrying about you getting pregnant the whole time.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Plenty of people our age have sex all the god damn time without worrying like that. We're an engaged couple, Luke.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

That's cause they're fucking morons...I saw enough pregnant chicks with "Eight Dee" faces walking around school.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

"Eight Dee"? What the hell.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Makes a 8D face, trying to imitate their faces]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

...

I repeat, what the hell.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

They never think about the consequences, and they end up pregnant. I don't want that to happen to us. I don't want freaking kids now.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Neither do I. I'm still convinced I won't get pregnant. There's only so much this place will probably do to fuck up our lives. That's a little far...

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

That sort of thinking is exactly the reason those chicks were pregnant. I thought you were smarter than that.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

I am.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

Obviously not.