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[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ it's always great to wake up and find yourself randomly on the couch. randomly without clothes. and randomly a male again. it was the oddest feeling in the world, really, and once the disappointment of his once bountiful chest being gone passes him by...

he runs outside, throws his arms up in triumph, and has no real qualms with screaming loud enough to wake the dead. all while still very naked. ]

MY DICK IS BACK! PRAISE JESUS!

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[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Well... There's more reasons behind it. For privacy's sake though...

[fononfailure]

...since when have you cared about people's privacy?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm a lot better than I lead on.

[fononfailure]

I bet. Though there must be something to you or else he wouldn't have hooked up with you.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

I am a tiger in bed.

[fononfailure]

.....right. It certainly isn't your mind he's after.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

No need to be a bitch about it. You only see the persona I put on to the outside world.

[fononfailure]

Then that's what I'll judge. I can't form an opinion about a side of you I've never seen.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Learn to read my mind.

[fononfailure]

I don't have to learn, I already know how.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

...That's incredibly creepy.

[fononfailure]

It fits right in with me being terrible.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Can you mind rape me?

[fononfailure]

....what.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Mind rape me, baby~ ♥

[fononfailure]

... *two can play at that game.*

I'd have to touch you to do so.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

That's the useful thing about having been a girl; I'm not so afraid of them anymore.

[fononfailure]

Well that's no fun.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Sorry, babe.

[fononfailure]

No mind rape for you, then.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Please~?

[ are you still going to bring in modern!asch? I DON'T WANT TO BOTHER YOU curious minds are just very curious >: ]

[fononfailure]

Why?

[ YES. I AM. Just doing my research and trying to sort him out in my head. :3 ]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Just curious.

[ okay~ ]

[fononfailure]

You know, if I wanted to, I could make you forget everything you ever knew.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

...What the hell?