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[diazosx.livejournal.com]

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Ya know, they said the apartment was under construction but this is fuckin' crazy.

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[diazosx.livejournal.com]

'course I am. Just a ball of fucking sunshine 24/7.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

Oh, sarcasm.

[ turns around slowly, inspecting the area around. ] It doesn't look at all like where we came from.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Not a drop of sarcasm in that statement, dear heart.

...does this mean I don't have to pay this month's rent?

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

[ distracted. ] Like you were going to pay it, anyway. [ starts walking off down a random path. ]

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Sure I was. After I got my MP3 player fixed. I think Luke dropped the damn thing in the toilet or something. *follows after her, not paying much attention to their surroundings.*

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

Always with blaming Luke! You dropped that thing more than anything I have ever seen. If it had been a baby, it would be dead by now. Or permanently brain damaged.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

It's just the truth! I know he washed it at least once! Why do think I don't handle kids of any kind?

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

Then... Don't loan it to him?

You're so screwed if I want children~

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

And listen to him whine? I'd rather hear nails on a chalkboard.

...I'll be sure to stick some velcro on them.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

Buy him a cheap one.

...Asch!

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Hmm. That might keep him out of trouble for a while.

...what?

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

Don't be terrible. [ stops at a fork in the path... now confused. ] Um.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Duct tape, then? *manages to stop before running into her.* Hey, use your damn brake lights next time.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

[ time to elbow him! ]

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

OOF! *doubles over, clutching at his stomach.* The hell are you doing that for?!

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

I care deeply about you. [ just keeps going straight. ]

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Deep in my gut, maybe.. *resumes following her. ...only more to the side and farther back.*

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

You know you care about me. [ managing to talk and look around at the same time. hair dressing has certainly taught her the art of multi-tasking. ]

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

If I didn't, you wouldn't have gotten away with that. I'd have given you a swirly like I do with Luke.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

I would like to see you try.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

I'll give it a go next time we find a bathroom.

...I hope this place has bathrooms.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't.

I'm sure it does, Asch.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Sure I would. Gives me another reason to grab at you.

It'd be just our luck to end up in a land devoid of real civilization.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

...I knew it.

Well, you had better start building our grass hut.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

It's like a Free Grope card.

Then you get started on the outhouse.