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[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Luke is sitting with his laptop beneath a tree near his house, spazzing out because he found a strange internet signal. Since he was bored, he decided to wander around Wikipedia, somehow managing to land on this particular link. Funny thing is that he was reading about Dolphins when he first started.]

...This is like educational 4chan.

[He's very amused.]

[ooc: Kie's tired of emo from this one, so 8D come bug him if you're interested on the internet/the slightly NSFW wiki link he's reading >>]

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[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Fine, fine... [ moves enough to be able to kiss his forehead. ]

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Smiles again, leaning on him and taking the laptop back again so they can both watch. Now he google searches Kama Sutra, and gets to this (http://www.goodtoknow.co.uk/relationships/259093/Kama-Sutra-positions--The-Pair-of-Tongs)] Heeeeeeeey, we should definitely try this one some day.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ just stares for the longest time. ] Wow, uh. Let's not.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

It kinda looks neat.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

It looks horribly uncomfortable.

And you know we'd be laughing way too much.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Giggles] I can imagine how that would go:

"Come on! You're heavy! Support yourself on your wrist more!" "But it hurts and--hey, that's my leg you're poking!" "I'm sorry but if you'd go a little higher" --and then your hand slips and you whack yourself in the head.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Yep. That's exactly what I don't want.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

I'll put a pillow beneath you.

And come on, we have to do a crazy awesome sex position sometime.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Anything but that.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

You're very non-creative in bed.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

I get enough creativity watching porno.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Sigh.]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

...You know I'll do whatever you want.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

I don't think I'd like doing really, really weird positions. I don't get to hug you during if we did.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

See? Plain vanilla is best.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Leans up to kiss him very lightly, closing up the laptop and placing it back in his bag] ...Want to go meet the house?

...

Oh, by the way, I think I adopted an Ion. Though he's not home right now.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sure. I'm interested to see what it--

Adopted an Ion?

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

There was a new Ion in this place, and I offered him the guest room until he gets used to this place and feels comfortable enough to move to his own room.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

I see. Hopefully we won't scare the poor kid.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

I did a few soundproofing tests. The walls are awesomely thick.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Is his room right next to ours?

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

No, not really--come on...Why don't you go see it yourself?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

All right. [ slowly stands, offering his hands to help luke up. ]

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Puts on his bag and takes Guy hands, standing up. He doesn't let go of one of Guy's hands though, smiling at walking like this]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

So, uh... I have to do the cleaning of this place?