A new crossover spawn approaches!

[cottoncandyjr]

[Yes, there are quite a few Lukes around. They're easy to spot: red hair, derptastic, rich clothes, ect. Unfortunately, this particular "Luke" only has one of those covered, that being an absolute derp. This one, interestingly enough, is wearing a Malkuth lieutenant's uniform... and has pink hair.]

Father? Colonel Curtiss? C'mon, this isn't funny anymore!

[And like most newcomers... he has no idea what the hell is going on. Have fun!]



[[ooc: So, yes, another Bleach/Abyss crossover Luke. This one was raised by Szayel after he was saved from Hell by Lorelei. They ended up in Malkuth where Szayel eventually joined the army and became bffs with Jade. The world promptly ends. Lucato (as Szayel names him) follows in papaspada's shoes. So, enjoy the wtfness that is to ensue.]]

Comments

[mixolydianmode]

[ And now he thinks Sir Pepto is stupider than he is. Condescending look is a-go. ]

If Jade was here, I'd have to be crazy to talk about him.

[cottoncandyjr]

Well, Colonel Curtiss is friends with my father, so I'm sure he'd understand if I did...

[mixolydianmode]

Friends? Really? Does that mean the Jade you know is from Kimlasca?

[cottoncandyjr]

No. I... did say I was in the Malkuth military... twice...

[mixolydianmode]

Damn, here I was thinking everybody got switched around. Guess that'd be too simple.

[cottoncandyjr]

What are you talking about?

[mixolydianmode]

Where everybody is from! That'd mean Jade and Guy would be Kimlascan, while me an' Natalia would be from Malkuth.

[cottoncandyjr]

Guy...? Who's Guy?

[mixolydianmode]

[ No better way could've been chosen to get Luke's attention. ]

--what? Guy's Guy! You know, Guy! Best friend! Chicken of women everywhere!

[cottoncandyjr]

Sorry... the only chicken of women I know is young Count Gardios.

[mixolydianmode]

I don't know anybody with that name, but who else could it be...?

[cottoncandyjr]

I don't know... though 'Guy' does kinda sound like 'Gailardia', so... maybe.

[mixolydianmode]

[ Holds his hand up to indicate somewhere above his head. ]

About this tall with blond hair? Has a way with charming girls without meaning to?

[cottoncandyjr]

[laughs]

Yeah, that's Count Gardios.

[mixolydianmode]

What's he doing being a count?!

[cottoncandyjr]

Well... he's a son of Hod's royal house.

[mixolydianmode]

No way! Guy's pretty smooth with words and a sword, but he's a servant!

[cottoncandyjr]

Sorry, but it's true. He told me he escaped from Hod before the island was destroyed, and he was in hiding until he was ready to take his position in Malkuth's House of Lords.

[mixolydianmode]

Did... did he say where he'd been hiding at? Or for how long?

[cottoncandyjr]

Sorry, he didn't. Why?

[mixolydianmode]

It doesn't make any sense! Why would Guy be my servant if he's a noble too? He said he only has amnesia for a single moment, not years and years.

[cottoncandyjr]

I... can't say, because I really don't know what you're talking about.

[mixolydianmode]

[ REDHEAD HEADSCRATCH OF RAGEEEEE plus foot-stomping, since he doesn't have a cheagle to abuse. ]

How can you not get it?! Having pink hair must have you stupider than me!

[cottoncandyjr]

Well, you're not making much sense. I mean, you're acting like my life is supposed to be the same as yours.

1/2

[mixolydianmode]

Most of ours are similar enough to not sound like a nightmare!