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[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ another day, another morning. he woke up, as usual, a mess in the blankets and sheets covering the bed, forcing himself to sit up to keep from falling back asleep and wasting the day in the land of dreams.

however, this morning? something was quite different.

a little too different. hello, bloody murder scream that could wake the entire dressing room! ]

[ ooc; this is what happens when i'm bored. yeah, jerk!guy ain't all that manly anymore. he is also in the house he lives in tothedeathofus... but if you're creepy and/or passing by, you can check on him. the window is most likely open. and (s)he's topless, but hey! and, aha, nsfw. i did not expect him to be so compliant! ]

Comments

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Why screw up our sex life? This place isn't as fucked up as to just... No way.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

...Need I point out that it turned you into a woman?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Shut the fuck up.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

Come on. Don't take it out on me, damn it...

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

I wonder if I would bleed everywhere the first time we have sex.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

That only happens on hentai...girls don't really explode into bloody messes when they have sex the first time.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

How do you know?

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

That's irrelevant to this conversation.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Girls still bleed... Depends on the person. I hope it's a horror scene.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

I'd cry if I made you bleed.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

A lot of guys do.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

Thaaaat just turned me away from sex forever.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Liar.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

It did. Don't you remember how badly I freaked when we had sex the first time?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

And it all turned out amazing in the end, didn't it?

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

W-well, yeah...but...[Uncomfortable shuffling.]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

...If you don't want to with me, just say it.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

I want to, I'm just scared of hurting you...

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

It's inevitable, Luke. The first time always hurt. I've read enough erotica and stories on certain questionable image boards to know that.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Sigh.] Well, there's still the matter of you getting pregnant.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

A good ol' falcon punch will solve that.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

...

[You're traumatizing the boy here.]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

... I'm just kidding, you know.

I won't get pregnant.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to risk it, Guy.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

And so you'd rather have unsatisfying sex by using a condom.