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[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ it's always great to wake up and find yourself randomly on the couch. randomly without clothes. and randomly a male again. it was the oddest feeling in the world, really, and once the disappointment of his once bountiful chest being gone passes him by...

he runs outside, throws his arms up in triumph, and has no real qualms with screaming loud enough to wake the dead. all while still very naked. ]

MY DICK IS BACK! PRAISE JESUS!

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[fononfailure]

...I'd like to think no relationship is beyond repair.

[ Notifications. PLZ TO BE WORKING. 8| ]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

It's either him or taking care of someone that desperately needs it. Since he's stupidly selfish and refuses to accept it...

I can't just abandon the other person.

[fononfailure]

Why in the world wouldn't he want you to take care of someone like that..?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Idiotic reasons.

[fononfailure]

Then do what you can to show him why it's worth it.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

I don't know if he'll actually even stick around, though.

[fononfailure]

Then I have to wonder about his priorities.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

We broke up. Why would he stay? I mean, I told him that he should stay here, and that we would always be friends... But, shit, who knows.

[fononfailure]

Leaving you just because you care about someone? That seems pretty messed up to me.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Well... There's more reasons behind it. For privacy's sake though...

[fononfailure]

...since when have you cared about people's privacy?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm a lot better than I lead on.

[fononfailure]

I bet. Though there must be something to you or else he wouldn't have hooked up with you.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

I am a tiger in bed.

[fononfailure]

.....right. It certainly isn't your mind he's after.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

No need to be a bitch about it. You only see the persona I put on to the outside world.

[fononfailure]

Then that's what I'll judge. I can't form an opinion about a side of you I've never seen.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Learn to read my mind.

[fononfailure]

I don't have to learn, I already know how.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

...That's incredibly creepy.

[fononfailure]

It fits right in with me being terrible.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Can you mind rape me?

[fononfailure]

....what.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Mind rape me, baby~ ♥

[fononfailure]

... *two can play at that game.*

I'd have to touch you to do so.