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[diazosx.livejournal.com]

...

Ya know, they said the apartment was under construction but this is fuckin' crazy.

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[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

[ siiigh. ] Maybe one day you will actually talk to him and find out.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

And let him contaminate my pure, clean mind? No thanks.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

... Somehow, I think it would be the other way around.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

...so damn cruel. I love it.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah... Now, I suppose we should start trying to find out where we are. Standing here won't help.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

It won't? Damn, I was expecting Luke to jump out yelling "Surprise!" and tell me what the hell is going on.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

You have high hopes.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

What can I say? I'm an optimist.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

...

[ puts her hands over her mouth to keep herself from laughing. ]

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Now I know I didn't say anything funny.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

Opti... Yeah.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

'course I am. Just a ball of fucking sunshine 24/7.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

Oh, sarcasm.

[ turns around slowly, inspecting the area around. ] It doesn't look at all like where we came from.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Not a drop of sarcasm in that statement, dear heart.

...does this mean I don't have to pay this month's rent?

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

[ distracted. ] Like you were going to pay it, anyway. [ starts walking off down a random path. ]

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Sure I was. After I got my MP3 player fixed. I think Luke dropped the damn thing in the toilet or something. *follows after her, not paying much attention to their surroundings.*

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

Always with blaming Luke! You dropped that thing more than anything I have ever seen. If it had been a baby, it would be dead by now. Or permanently brain damaged.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

It's just the truth! I know he washed it at least once! Why do think I don't handle kids of any kind?

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

Then... Don't loan it to him?

You're so screwed if I want children~

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

And listen to him whine? I'd rather hear nails on a chalkboard.

...I'll be sure to stick some velcro on them.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

Buy him a cheap one.

...Asch!

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Hmm. That might keep him out of trouble for a while.

...what?

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

Don't be terrible. [ stops at a fork in the path... now confused. ] Um.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Duct tape, then? *manages to stop before running into her.* Hey, use your damn brake lights next time.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

[ time to elbow him! ]