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[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Luke is sitting with his laptop beneath a tree near his house, spazzing out because he found a strange internet signal. Since he was bored, he decided to wander around Wikipedia, somehow managing to land on this particular link. Funny thing is that he was reading about Dolphins when he first started.]

...This is like educational 4chan.

[He's very amused.]

[ooc: Kie's tired of emo from this one, so 8D come bug him if you're interested on the internet/the slightly NSFW wiki link he's reading >>]

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[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Daddy and daddy... Haha.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

Well, it's the only way I can make it work.

Unless you're finally willing to admit you're the "mommy".

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

...I am not a mommy.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

But you're the one that knows how to cook, and clean, and wash, iron, and take care of children, and stay home doing nothing while your husband goes and gets a house.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

... [ >: ] Hey, men can be stay at home dad's these days.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

But women are delicate little daisies like you are.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

What the hell, I am not a delicate little daisy.

You're so mean to me.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[>:] I say that in the most loving way possible.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Delicate little daisy...

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Nuzzle :3] It's a compliment.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Fine, fine... [ moves enough to be able to kiss his forehead. ]

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Smiles again, leaning on him and taking the laptop back again so they can both watch. Now he google searches Kama Sutra, and gets to this (http://www.goodtoknow.co.uk/relationships/259093/Kama-Sutra-positions--The-Pair-of-Tongs)] Heeeeeeeey, we should definitely try this one some day.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ just stares for the longest time. ] Wow, uh. Let's not.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

It kinda looks neat.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

It looks horribly uncomfortable.

And you know we'd be laughing way too much.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Giggles] I can imagine how that would go:

"Come on! You're heavy! Support yourself on your wrist more!" "But it hurts and--hey, that's my leg you're poking!" "I'm sorry but if you'd go a little higher" --and then your hand slips and you whack yourself in the head.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Yep. That's exactly what I don't want.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

I'll put a pillow beneath you.

And come on, we have to do a crazy awesome sex position sometime.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Anything but that.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

You're very non-creative in bed.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

I get enough creativity watching porno.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Sigh.]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

...You know I'll do whatever you want.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

I don't think I'd like doing really, really weird positions. I don't get to hug you during if we did.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

See? Plain vanilla is best.