A new crossover spawn approaches!

[cottoncandyjr]

[Yes, there are quite a few Lukes around. They're easy to spot: red hair, derptastic, rich clothes, ect. Unfortunately, this particular "Luke" only has one of those covered, that being an absolute derp. This one, interestingly enough, is wearing a Malkuth lieutenant's uniform... and has pink hair.]

Father? Colonel Curtiss? C'mon, this isn't funny anymore!

[And like most newcomers... he has no idea what the hell is going on. Have fun!]



[[ooc: So, yes, another Bleach/Abyss crossover Luke. This one was raised by Szayel after he was saved from Hell by Lorelei. They ended up in Malkuth where Szayel eventually joined the army and became bffs with Jade. The world promptly ends. Lucato (as Szayel names him) follows in papaspada's shoes. So, enjoy the wtfness that is to ensue.]]

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[cottoncandyjr]

[Luca blinked, before rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly.]

O-oh, I'm sorry... I guess I should have introduced myself first...

[He snapped over into a salute real fast.]

Lieutenant Lucato Granz, Eighth Division Malkuth Imperial Forces.

[mixolydianmode]

[ Luke's handflip of gay dismissal paused when he didn't get the answer he'd been expecting, turning into an accusing jab. ]

--hey, wait a sec! Back it up! What'd you say?

[cottoncandyjr]

[B-buzzah? Luca stared at the rather loud redhead and the finger currently pointed at him.]

U-um... I said my name was Lucato Granz, and I'm a lieutenant in the eighth division...

[He paused, thinking about what could possibly be wrong with his introduction, before he gave him a smile.]

I-if you're having trouble pronouncing my name, sir, you can just call me Luca.

[mixolydianmode]

[ Again with the sir! It was really weird after having only been called Luke or Young Master for his seven years of life. Luke plucked at his double's uniform with an exasperated sigh. This was wrong on so many levels. ]

No, no, that can't be right! You must've smacked your head on something or been hypnotized by Jade. Oh, I know! A joke, right?

[cottoncandyjr]

Hunh? You know Colonel Curtiss? Funny he never mentioned you...

[He would have thought for sure that Jade would mention someone as stuck up and obnoxious as this brat.]

[mixolydianmode]

Well duh, he's not going to talk to you about yourself to your face! He might talk to everybody else that's there like you aren't though...

[ Good luck figuring out that one. ]

[cottoncandyjr]

[...he's trying and failing miserably.]

I... didn't understand a word of that.

[mixolydianmode]

[ And now he thinks Sir Pepto is stupider than he is. Condescending look is a-go. ]

If Jade was here, I'd have to be crazy to talk about him.

[cottoncandyjr]

Well, Colonel Curtiss is friends with my father, so I'm sure he'd understand if I did...

[mixolydianmode]

Friends? Really? Does that mean the Jade you know is from Kimlasca?

[cottoncandyjr]

No. I... did say I was in the Malkuth military... twice...

[mixolydianmode]

Damn, here I was thinking everybody got switched around. Guess that'd be too simple.

[cottoncandyjr]

What are you talking about?

[mixolydianmode]

Where everybody is from! That'd mean Jade and Guy would be Kimlascan, while me an' Natalia would be from Malkuth.

[cottoncandyjr]

Guy...? Who's Guy?

[mixolydianmode]

[ No better way could've been chosen to get Luke's attention. ]

--what? Guy's Guy! You know, Guy! Best friend! Chicken of women everywhere!

[cottoncandyjr]

Sorry... the only chicken of women I know is young Count Gardios.

[mixolydianmode]

I don't know anybody with that name, but who else could it be...?

[cottoncandyjr]

I don't know... though 'Guy' does kinda sound like 'Gailardia', so... maybe.

[mixolydianmode]

[ Holds his hand up to indicate somewhere above his head. ]

About this tall with blond hair? Has a way with charming girls without meaning to?

[cottoncandyjr]

[laughs]

Yeah, that's Count Gardios.

[mixolydianmode]

What's he doing being a count?!

[cottoncandyjr]

Well... he's a son of Hod's royal house.

[mixolydianmode]

No way! Guy's pretty smooth with words and a sword, but he's a servant!

[cottoncandyjr]

Sorry, but it's true. He told me he escaped from Hod before the island was destroyed, and he was in hiding until he was ready to take his position in Malkuth's House of Lords.