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[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ another day, another morning. he woke up, as usual, a mess in the blankets and sheets covering the bed, forcing himself to sit up to keep from falling back asleep and wasting the day in the land of dreams.

however, this morning? something was quite different.

a little too different. hello, bloody murder scream that could wake the entire dressing room! ]

[ ooc; this is what happens when i'm bored. yeah, jerk!guy ain't all that manly anymore. he is also in the house he lives in tothedeathofus... but if you're creepy and/or passing by, you can check on him. the window is most likely open. and (s)he's topless, but hey! and, aha, nsfw. i did not expect him to be so compliant! ]

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[blackparts.livejournal.com]

How the hell am I a whorebag? I'm acting like my normal self with a horrible feminine charm. Fuck!

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

It's way less endearing in that form, I'll tell you that much.

Not like it was endearing in the first place, but...

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

I thought you liked tits? You got what you wanted, and now you're being a dick about it.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

Tits are one thing. The personality that comes with them is another.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Well, fine. [ ahem. ]

Oh, Master Luke~ Please fuck my titties, I am this way just for you~ ♥

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

...

No.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

That's what I thought.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

God, I don't want a submissive sex slave.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

You won't get that from me.

[ chances look down at herself, trying to ignore the massive things on her chest as she pulls out the waistband of her pajama bottoms. ] Clean shaven. Fucking disturbing.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[You're not even going to get a reaction from that.]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ lets go of them and falls back into a lying position with a huff. ] ...

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Walks to the bed and grabs the shirt, sitting down next to her] Come on, put this on already...[And tugs her up by the shoulders to get her to sit up, and put the shirt on her.]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Do you really think it's going to fit? No.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

I know it'll fit. Don't ask how. [Aaaand struggles with Guy to get it on. What do you know, it fits, massive tits and all!]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ struggle, indeed. she didn't want the shirt on, but what with how he was forcing her, she had no chance but to have given in. what an uncomfortable fit, though... ] I can't breathe.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

My shirts aren't that small. Stop whining...[And since sandwich left with the other cat, Luke's going to hug her and kiss the top of her head.]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ settles against him a bit, her cheeks rather reddish. ] Damn...

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Moves back to look at her, running a hand on her face] Other than this change, Are you alright?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Just slightly terrified of myself.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

Ah...I guess your mind is still male, otherwise you'd be afraid of me.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Why wouldn't my mind still be male? It's not like this is permanent... Right?

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

...

I...don't know.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Oh god.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

Oh God. [He's not happy with this.]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

W-well... I guess you would have a wife...